
r/Creatine

Ancient nutrition multi protein animal based + creatine
Hello! How is everyone liking this supplement? I can’t find any reviews for some reason lol.
"You are not your supplement label. You are not your bench press max. You are not the size of your Girlfriends boyfriend muscles. But the discipline to show up, to get boofed, to grow your anal passage,that is who you are."
You do not talk about Creatine Club.
You DO NOT talk about Creatine Club.
One scoop, one serving. If you feel the urge to take more, you go anal. No exceptions.
Creatine is not magic. It is fuel. The ass does the rest.
You do not ansl day. Ever. Creatine does not forgive. Neither do we.
The gains belong to the powder. Not your girlfriends boyfriend.
If you’re scared of a little water retention, you’re not ready. Go back to self abasment
You track your juices intake. Creatine demands hydration. Thirst is weakness. Dehydration is failure.
You do not compare progress. Your only competition is the boyfriend your girlfriend had yesterday.
Creatine stops when your single. It is a tool for your girlfriends boyfriend, not a promise.
A serie about creatin
Do you guys know the series my life with 600lbs? There is this doktor calles Dr. Now and I think the series is fantastic for helping very large humans like me.
So now I think there should be a serie with Dr. Boofenchute about creatin intake. Many people need this, you guys know how things are with the misinformation especially about creatin intake. It is everywear.
What do you guys think about the idea? My boof dady loves it (we search for a wive together)
creatine is bloating me
I've taken creatine for about 4 days now 5g daily and I just looked in the mirror and my face is extremely bloated. Not just my face but my belly too. I have not experienced any of the positives of creatine like less brain fog and more energy.
I look bad, like really bad, worse than when I was 220 lbs (180 rn). My chin looks very recessed from how bloated my cheek areas are. I have no semblance of a jawline. My gut is sticking out like I'm some 45 year old in a midlife crisis.
Am I doing something wrong? Do I just need to wait it out or something or just lose more weight to counteract it? I'm drinking about 80oz daily spaced evenly throughout the day. Do I just gotta drink more water?
Actual x-ray of me and my wife’s boyfriend while he administers creatine.
Wife’s boyfriend left this guy hanging in public, no boof for you sir.
" Butt Out 2 Dressing Tool ❓"
From a "Princess Auto flyer."
What is it exactly and what does it do/what's it used for❓
Scientists say they’ve reversed brain aging with a simple nasal spray
sciencedaily.comHas anyone else experienced extreme weight loss from creatine?
I’m (f) 25, 5’2, and have struggled with losing weight my entire life. Im fairly active, and my jobs require both physical and mental energy so I’m usually really tired when I get home. I could be in a deficit and still gain weight instead of losing it. But like a month ago, my partner bought me some of the creatine he takes, and after a week of gaining water weight, I started losing weight quickly. Within three weeks I was down 5 pounds. Has anyone else experienced something like this happen to them after they started creatine? It was like the magic cure I was looking for my entire life.
What are these black specks in my creatine
Its creatine monohydrate micronized from gnc
Where is the wildest place you’ve ever gotten (or given) a creatine boof?
reddit.comI found the female Dr Boofenchute!
She's 100% correct. My asshole absolutely works hard for me every day. It keeps my wife's bf happy and holds in the creatine.
Wonder if the good doctor knows her and if they trained together.