We are having a decent streak with no OF spam posts, makes me think they are doubling up their boof intake for an attack

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 9 hours ago

First time as a best man, do I only administer creatine to the wedding party or all wedding attendees?

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 4 days ago

Shoutout to the creatine researchers who correctly answer proper consumption questions in other subs. Your speed, precision and determination is noticed and we applaud your work.

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 7 days ago

Finally creatine is getting a major role in fantasy literature, “her quivering hand placed the funnel in position, an explosion of white powder assured the necessary gains would be achieved.”

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 9 days ago

When my wife’s boyfriend and I are out in public, people ask how we got these gaynz. It’s simply three things: creatine boofing, a sturdy funnel and old Richard Simmons aerobic workouts at high speed.

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 10 days ago
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Poopoopalooza… not again 😭

We only just ended day one and already… I saw girl pulling her shorts to the side and poop on the ground in the front of the Bud Light stage while everyone was waiting for John Summit to start... WTAF… Who are you people? Where do you come from where that is normal!?

Genuinely what is the thought process… I have so many questions - and yet I really don’t wanna know!!!!

The amount of people who probably have some human poop on their shoes now and tracking it on the subways, Ubers, hotels, after shows… Lordddddd(e)

PLEASE don’t poop in the crowd / on the ground in general!!! Didn’t realize this needed to be said!!!!!!!

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u/Adventurous_Worry932 — 19 days ago

Sometimes creatine wakes up and chooses violence instead of quantitative and qualitative research

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 21 days ago

The creatine research war is raging, other subs taunt our dedication. #FunnelsInsteadOfScoops

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 23 days ago

I knew the collab with r/BoofingLSD was a bad idea, now it’s every boofer for him or herself

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 28 days ago

What is the best way to approach someone in the wild about introducing them to my wife? She is boyfriendless, the shame is unbearable.

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 1 month ago
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Other subs continue to taunt our research; eventually they will bow to us and the superior delivery method of boofing creatine.

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 1 month ago

Big Creatine better take note, we are coming after them. 15 of our top creatine researchers have been retained as expert witnesses for emerging “Gains Law” cases. Hopefully we can change the narrative of how society consumes creatine.

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 1 month ago

It’s Friday, creatine is my wingman and I’m breaking out the shirt known as the “deal closer”

u/Left-Egg-8100 — 2 months ago