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▲ 127 r/eddieandrichie

“What on earth are you eating?” “Lard.” “You are eating …lard?” “Yeah, I’m hungry, but I’m too drunk to cook.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 19 hours ago
▲ 162 r/eddieandrichie

“Eddie! Eddie! The fair’s closed and we’re stuck 350 feet up in the air on a Ferris wheel!”🎡“Yes, it’s a living nightmare.” 🍺

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 2 days ago
▲ 76 r/eddieandrichie

“Eddie, what actually is caviar?” “It’s fish poo, Your Highness.” “It’s what??” “It’s fish poo, Your Dukeness. It comes out of a very expensive... fish’s... bottom.” “God, I knew the aristocracy were depraved but I didn’t think things had gotten this far! What’s for dessert? Peacock’s vomit??”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 1 day ago
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I hate that r/eddieandrichie member!

Yes, that one over there! He never comments or posts anything, he just drinks all day!

LOOK AT HIM, LOOK! HE'S GONNA BUY ANOTHER DRINK!!!

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u/CulDeSacOfShit — 3 days ago
▲ 64 r/eddieandrichie

“Well, you look around any modern gym, Eddie, what do you see?” “Well, loads of birds with those funny underpants that go right up their cracks.” “No,” “They go right up.” “Yes... “Go rrrright up.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 3 days ago
▲ 64 r/eddieandrichie

“You know what us old war veterans are like. They didn’t call us the “Desert Scorpions” for nothing, you know.” “No. They called you that because you’re small, unpleasant and rather poisonous.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 4 days ago
▲ 58 r/eddieandrichie

“No, come on, Eddie! What about Ethel Cardue, your paramour?” “She is neither a virgin, nor technically speaking, a girl. Besides which, she hasn’t been speaking to me since the super glue incident. Hasn’t been speaking to anyone much, actually. Mmm-mmm-mmm!”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 4 days ago
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Saw this going up last night

I need at least three of these services. Does anyone have the full phone number?

u/DarthScabies — 6 days ago
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What other real-life (as in real-humans, not cartoon characters) programs did comedy violence so well?

Was there any other real-life TV shows or films where they did the casual, cartoon-like violence anywhere near as well as Rik and Ade always managed to do? I can't recall any at all, not even TV programs where the actors try to copy Rik and Ade's style in order to make the new, non-Rik and Ade, programs funny and popular.

It almost seems like they invented the genre, perfected it, and it died when Rik did. A real pity.

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u/EdJD-1968 — 4 days ago
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“I spent an hour with Mrs. Longbottom. I spent another hour and a half with that BITCH Mrs. Pugh. And then I spent six hours looking for the supervisor’s office, and when I got there he cut off my dole.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 5 days ago
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Do you ever quote from the Hammersmith Hardmen?

I realised I inadvertently quoted Eddie the other day saying to someone "they've rumbled our game". Has anyone else ever done this?

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u/Abject-Nerve621 — 6 days ago