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Via 7NEWS Australia:

“Neil the seal has returned to Seven Mile Beach, Tasmania, for his annual moult; a natural instinct of elephant seals is to return to the area they were born. Residents have captured footage of the local legend's antics including scratching himself on bollards and playing with a telephone booth.
Neil has become popular with locals over the years, with a strong admiration for traffic cones and falling asleep in their front yards.”

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The Australian icon “Neil the Seal” has returned to Seven Mile Beach, Tasmania for his annual molt 🦭

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