I Will Goon to them in a Jar when they're released
Why are all the characters so goodest and the gooniest😭😭😭💢💢💢 YAGOO, MY WALLETT. I'm gonna have to sell my dog after this💦💦💦.
Houshou Marine's Crossbone is fitting for a pirate but what isn't acceptable is that it has no ass, no curves and definitely NO ASS. I may modify it with extra parts to give it some "knockers". God FUH I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT, I WANNA SHOVE IT UP MY AHH AND COOM🤤. And i mean it RAW, UNFILTERED, Straight out of the runners, unsanded so that thing will give me a period 29 days in advance🗣️💯💯 And i'm out here stroking my clit, i got my painkillers on just straight up shanking it inside my womb even before i assemble the figure. Imagine you read through the manual and cut out each parts only to shove it inside the womb bank to make the building process more interesting, you'd have to reach in there and search for the parts you need at the moment and because of how small RG crossbone is, you'd risk losing parts if you don't shove it back where it came from. And every time when you finish a body part, you'd shove it in for storage and start attaching body parts by body parts like you're making a baby and when you're done you have to PUSH it out like a champ. I'm not just gooning to them in a jar, i'm practically doing it since the day they were BORN and BIRTHED. All those blood, sweat and tears are definitely worth it
For watame, it'd have to be a bit different. I can't be rough with mommy so i have to treat it nicely but the funnel backpack would make for an interesting mast🤤rbation tool, imagine you'd spin it like a beyblade extremely hard inside your womb/ass and have that thing swirl around your meat so hard it creates a blackhole that makes everything it touches turn red and soft. After i finish assembling and birthing her onto a towl(NOT into the jar YET), i'd put her in a craddle and start stimulating my breast to pretend watame is sucking on like a goo goo ga ga adult woman, which will actually start producing milk for realsies and after i laced her enough of my milk inside and outside of it that when i shake, there's alway milk gushing out from the model kit, then i'd start to put her in a baby bottle and start both masturb🤤ate and milk myself at the same time to have it run down watame's mommydaughter mouth
mori calliope epyon is so GOON/GOOD. I wanna buy horse c🐴m and dip the runners in 5L of that stuff before pulling it out and start cutting it, shoving it inside my womb to preserve the horse c🐴m and assemble the kit blind, basically using my other 4 senses. I'd get the feeling that MORI is inside my pus pus and is secreting horse juice right as she was born. I'd then pour the rest of the 5L horse into my womb and duct tape it for an entire day to pretend she's still forming in my womb before coming out and when the day my "water broke", i'd rush to my specially made mori calliope fish tank and gush it all out like a waterfall. And after i'm done birthing her, i'd strap some LEDs to at least know where she's at all the time before sealing the Goon Tank personally made for Mori Calliope.
uh/ does anyone else have this urge or just me?😅