
r/okbuddyhololive

Raora trolling
I originally posted this on the normal sub but it was removed. Maybe it fits well here.
I don't know who needs to hear this but ZERO hololive talent has ANY ass. It goes against conservative japanese values to have a pretty butt, and due to japan's wacky allies in the 40s and the resulting american occupation japan was exposed to too much white people and now doesn't like big asses.
// i woke up like 12 minutes ago and just.. decided of my own will to post this.
i saw this in a vision one night (art by me)
this prophecy was bestowed to me, and i'm sure it'll come true one day (this art is based off a dream i had, there was a lot of other stuff happening in this dream, but it's pretty unrelated to this lol)
First Contact (A Zeta x Axel Fanfic)
Quick Preface - So I got really down bad for Zeta over the summer. I ended up conjuring a multi-volume fanfiction in my mind since my unemployed ass has nothing better to do.
Putting the fanfic into writing was really difficult. I ended up rewriting this a couple of times. Anyways, I present to you: my attempt to visualize my schizo dreams. Enjoy.
TL:DR - Axel meets Zeta to save Elysium from absolute destruction. They end up having lovey-dovey sex.
* * *
Late Summer 2021
It’s been a long, hot summer in Elysium. TEMPUS struggles to fend off Records Corruption, as its influence takes on a newer, more dangerous form. Corruption Beasts appear in frighteningly large numbers, forcing the population to stay sheltered. They spread like a pandemic, particularly in Paradise, where the utopian society starts to crumble. Unable to identify the source, TEMPUS frantically searches for a solution.
One day, TEMPUS is approached by The Secret Archive Unit (TSAU), an agency devoted to collecting virtual data. Desperate, Regis Altare reluctantly agrees to hold a meeting between HQ and TSAU’s management.
TSAU warns the HQ members that various agencies (who they deem competitors) have infiltrated Elysium, setting up AI data centers and using Corruption Beasts for protection. Both groups agree that these agencies are a major threat, both to Elysium and the real world.
Before they can lend their resources, TSAU requests that TEMPUS hold a “business meeting” with one of their agents. This is not only to set the terms for a potential alliance, but it’s also a test to see if TEMPUS can be trusted with.
During negotiations, Axel Syrios volunteers to be representative of TEMPUS. TSAU agrees to send V.7, a promising rookie, to meet with Axel in Elysium. Altare chooses Axel’s safehouse in Paradise as the meeting location. It’s secluded, but easy to reach with directions, and it’s fortified from attacks by Corruption Beasts.
The meeting ends as both sides shake hands. As the guild goes to the pub to celebrate a potential breakthrough, Altare hastily prepares the safehouse for the meeting. While skeptical, he remains hopeful that this meeting can bring an end to the chaos.
* * *
Axel stands still in the shower, letting the hot and steamy water soothe his muscles. He usually takes a day off to relax, but he chose to volunteer his time with TSAU. In retrospect, the meeting wasn’t so bad. He could’ve used less paperwork, but now he has a guest to sleep with him tonight.
Axel wasn’t expecting the agency to send a female agent for the meeting. From the moment he saw Vestia Zeta on his doorstep, he was awestruck: her dazzling light-blue eyes, her elegant light-grey dress, and those thighs. He finds her cat ear-shaped hair buns oddly humorous.
Axel was perplexed at Zeta’s behavior throughout the meeting. She acted all serious and professional doing paperwork with him. She slapped him when he was caught staring at her thighs. On the other hand, once the paperwork was done, she was sweet, albeit a bit mischievous. While binge-watching some anime together, she rested her head on his shoulder. At one point, she rested her thighs on his lap, staring at him with a smug expression. Is this how all secret agents act?
The paperwork ran so late, Zeta missed the last train out of Elysium for the day. Regardless, Zeta seemed very eager to sleep with him overnight. She must’ve prepared for it, Axel spotted some extra clothes in her briefcase when she first arrived. Axel prays that this one night stand doesn’t get noticed by Altare. Otherwise, he’ll never hear the end of it from TEMPUS. He shuts off the water and dries himself off. It’s time for some much-needed rest.
Axel steps out of the bathroom, finding Zeta listening to music on his bed. She’s wearing an alluring black nightdress, her body rests peacefully on the mattress. She takes out her earbuds upon seeing Axel, greeting him with a warm smile. He lays down next to Zeta, taking a deep breath as he rests his head on the soft pillows.
“So, are you ready to sleep?”
Zeta shifts closer to Axel. “No, not yet.”
Both of them take a moment to sit back and relax. A dim blue glow from The Hollow Tree lights the bedroom as Axel turns the bedside lamp off. Zeta puts her hand on Axel’s, making his heart skip a beat.
“I didn’t mean to be a bit harsh earlier. I’m just more serious when it comes to work.”
“It’s ok, I kinda need it. I’m not a very smart person.”
“Don’t put yourself down like that. I appreciate your kindness and hospitality.”
“Well, my parents did raise me to be a gentleman.”
Zeta softly rubs Axel’s head. “You’re doing just fine, Axel.”
Her soft, soothing voice is a much welcomed change from the growls of Corruption Beasts and the screams of terrified civilians. Axel wished she was more talkative during paperwork. He turns over to Zeta, her light-blue eyes glitter back at him.
“I’m curious, why did your agency choose you of all people to see me?”
“Uh, maybe because I committed a lot of time to the agency.”
“You must’ve done something impactful if they trust you that much.”
“How about changing the course of history?”
Axel's eyes widened. “Actually?!”
“Mhm, I spent a year or two in another world like this. I discovered a lot of new things, for the agency and the real world. Elysium feels kinda familiar to me.”
“And yet they still call you a rookie?”
“Yeah, I’m the shortest tenured agent.”
Axel huffs. “That’s bullshit.”
“I know. It is what it is. I don’t care about fame or money. I just want to make people happy.”
“That’s very admirable of you.”
Zeta slowly turns to look at Axel. She places her hands on his head endearingly. Her voice changes to a soft and intimate tone.
“You remind me of someone I’ve met a long time ago.”
“Oh yeah? Whatever happened to them?”
Zeta briefly pauses. “I had to leave them, due to extenuating circumstances.”
Axel caresses her cheek. “Sorry to hear about that.”
Zeta’s face changes to a more troubled expression, her eyes well up with tears.
“It’s alright… Enough time has passed that it doesn’t bother me much, but… I still feel a bit guilty having to leave him so suddenly. He loved me dearly, and we went through so much. I can’t imagine the betrayal he felt.”
She stifles a sniffle. Axel comforts her with some headpats. He’s seen enough grief in Paradise, witnessing innocent people torn apart by Corruption Beasts. He finds solace knowing he was able to console someone.
“What do you miss the most about him?” Axel asks, staring intently at Zeta.
“He was very kind and genuine, like you. Your face looks quite similar to his.”
Zeta pauses, her face slowly becoming blushed. Axel is puzzled as she breaks into a fit of giggles. Zeta suddenly grabs his shirt, pulling him right on top of her.
Zeta speaks to Axel with a low, seductive voice. “I know you love me Axel. I want you to have sex with me!”
Axel gets flustered, trying to find something to say. Zeta starts tugging on his shirt, her tempting smile irresistible to ignore. Axel relents, letting his inhibitions go. “You’re too fucking beautiful to pass up. You promise not to tell anyone about this?”
“Your secret is safe with me Axel.”
(NSFW Below)
>!Axel grins as he prepares himself, he could use some pleasure after all the fighting. He sits up, slowly lifting up Zeta’s nightdress. “White panties, huh?”!<
>!Zeta giggles. “Yeah, normally it’s black, but I grabbed the wrong ones before leaving home.”!<
>!Axel chuckles. “Clumsy cat.”!<
>!Holding her body with one arm, he looks at Zeta’s face, her eyes glow with eager intent.!<
>!“Please be gentle, Axel. I don’t want to go home sore.”!<
>!Axel pulls her close. “Let me show you how gentle this gladiator can be.”!<
>!With his right hand, he slowly sinks his fingers into Zeta’s vagina. With a soft circular motion, he drags his fingers around her warm and moist pussy. With careful precision, Axel slowly moves his fingers towards the G-spot. Zeta’s body quivers as he gently massages the G-spot. Zeta lets out a little squeak, before squirting vaginal fluids on Axel’s hand. The two share a brief laugh, before Axel pulls out to dry his hand. !<
>!Zeta maneuvers herself, slowly undoing her nightdress. Axel gazes at the sight of her breasts, underestimating how plump they were under her clothes. He begins massaging one of her breasts, squeezing it firmly like a stress ball. Axel definitely needed it, no amount of alcohol at the guild could drown the burden of fighting Corruption Beasts.!<
>!Zeta whispers into his ear. “You’re such a good boy.”!<
>!Axel’s face turns beet red. “You little brat, I’ll show you ‘good boy’!” !<
>!Firmly grasping her body, he proceeds to tickle her, touching her armpits, navel, neck, anywhere that seems to be sensitive. Zeta laughs maniacally as she squirms in his embrace. Axel snickers as she fights with all of her strength. Turning her over onto her stomach, Axel pins her down as he aggressively tickles her more. Zeta begs him to stop as her body begins to sweat. His petty vengeance fulfilled, he lets her go. He hears her muffled giggling as her face remains stuffed in a pillow. !<
>!“You put up a good fight for a cat.”!<
>!Zeta slowly turns around. With a smug grin on her face, she grabs his underwear and yanks down, revealing Axel’s fully erect penis. Zeta bursts into laughter as Axel tries to cover his crotch. Turning her back to him, she gets on all fours and looks at him teasingly.!<
>!“Go on, dingo.”!<
>!Beckoned by her taunts, Axel grabs her shoulders, before inserting his penis into her anus. Zeta moans softly as he begins to thrust. He starts off slow, gradually speeding up until it abruptly stops. Zeta lets out a gasp as a stream of warm semen floods her rectum. Axel’s mind rushes with endorphins as he empties his load into Zeta’s rear. It’s been years since he felt such satisfaction. With the load fully expended, he carefully slides his penis out of Zeta’s ass.!<
>!Zeta returns to laying on her back. Her face is sweaty and blushed, her eyes radiate full of joy. She spreads her legs in front of Axel. “You have anything left for this hole?”!<
>!Axel’s face is filled with determination. “Oh yeah, I got more for you.”!<
>!Still erect, he shoves his penis into her vagina. Zeta lets out a yelp as his cock slips deeper into her hole. Zeta’s thighs provide a soft cushion as he gently starts pounding. Lifting one of her thighs, he penetrates deeper into her cavity. Zeta’s breaths grow increasingly lewd as her muscles tense up. Axel grunts as he continues to push against the tight walls of Zeta’s vagina. Her gleeful moans stimulate Axel as he starts to thrust harder and faster. Then, with one last thrust, Zeta lets out an ecstatic wail as her pussy is filled with semen. Hearts sparkle in her eyes as she feels the warm cum seep into her womb.!<
>!As Axel is savoring the rush of pleasure, he feels a foreboding dread as the post-nut clarity sets in. He carefully slides his penis out of Zeta’s vagina, excess semen leaking out. She breathes heavily as tears of joy trickle down her face. Seeing the distress on his face, she sits up and caresses his face.!<
>!“Relax, silly. I have birth control.”!<
>!Relieved, he hugs her smiling. “Thank goodness. I’m not ready to be a father yet.” !<
>!Zeta laughs softly before grabbing his face, giving him a wet tongue kiss. Axel looks endearingly into her heart-shaped pupils. He feels as a weight is lifted off his shoulders, his chest feels comfortably warm and fuzzy. Axel rubs Zeta’s cheek as they catch their breaths. “So how was that?”!<
>!Zeta grins at him. “Heaven.”!<
>!Thoroughly satisfied, Axel lays down next to Zeta, his penis still erect. Axel gasps as he feels Zeta jump on top of him, her face a sadistic grin.!<
>!“Now it’s my turn.”!<
>!She grabs Axel’s penis with one hand. With a strong grip, she begins to stroke his shaft. Axel’s body goes numb as she playfully strokes his dick. With a tight squeeze, Axel ejaculates all over Zeta’s face. She affectionately licks the semen around her lips. Axel chuckles at her freaky behavior. “Cheeky cat.”!<
>!Placing her body on top, Zeta slips her vagina onto Axel’s cock. She bends over him, her breasts jiggling over his face as she bounces on his crotch. As she pounds down, a shot of cum fills her womb, her face lighting up with pleasure. She places her hands on Axel’s chest, as she gasps for a breath. Axel reaches up to her cheek, wiping off some of the semen. Zeta bites his thumb when his hand gets too close to her mouth.!<
>!Axel half-heartedly glares at her; she looks back at him with a playful smile. Zeta begins to finger her vagina vigorously. Her muffled moans grow louder as she clenches down harder on Axel’s thumb. As the pain reaches Axel’s threshold, Zeta lets go, squirting vaginal fluid all over his abdomen. Finally exhausted, she falls on top of Axel. He catches her as she lands on him. “You good?”!<
>!Zeta slowly lifts her head up, happily giggling at him. She snuggles her body into Axel’s, resting her head on his chest.!<
>!Axel whispers into her ear. “You had enough fun?”!<
>!Zeta’s voice is soft and breathy. “Yes, I love you.”!<
>!“I love you too.”!<
>!Zeta closes her eyes, falling asleep on top of Axel. He remains awake, gently ruffling her hair as the silence helps him relax. A wave of emotions overwhelms him. What was supposed to be a transactional meeting evolved into an acquisition of love. Axel tightly holds Zeta, knowing the relationship must be kept secret from TEMPUS. He slowly dozes off, never loosening his grip on Zeta.!<
* * *
The sun rises across Elysium on a new day. Axel and Zeta share a bench at the train station, patiently waiting for the train. Axel puts his shoulder around Zeta, as she quietly naps next to him. His newfound love for her keeps him warm in the brisk morning air. His heart aches knowing Zeta has to return home for their meeting to matter. He gently shakes Zeta awake as the train pulls into the station.
“I’m gonna miss you Zeta.” he says solemnly. “I hope our paths cross again soon.”
Zeta gives him a kiss on the cheek. “I’m sure we will, but if not. I will hold you in my heart forever.”
Axel conjures up a smile as she turns toward the train. She stops momentarily, making one last glance at Axel.
“Thank you for everything. See you soon.”
She steps into the train car as the doors close. Axel watches as the train slowly pulls away, disappearing over the horizon. He lets out a deep sigh. As he gets back into his car, he discovers Zeta’s earbuds on the passenger seat.
Axel chuckles to himself. “She’s definitely PON.”
TO BE CONTINUED?
Rest now, my muse.
The worry is only temporary.
Hold all of you for me.
FanFic Theme "Break" - https://youtu.be/Vgevhi2pCIE?
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