u/BatemanMonsterFucker

Why is this happening? I'm udderly confused. The mold is definitely gonna infect my dick, isn't it?

"Is it because you're thinking of those stupid big breasted whores that I have to work with? Are you thinking of how nice a paizuri would be? You PERVERT! You disgust me! If I have to learn to appreciate the small things, so do you!"

Why not me GG? WHY EVERYONE BUT ME?! PLEASE! I CAN DRESS UP AS CECILIA AND YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH! PLEASE!

its not even bad or anything its just such a funny thing to say

If we want to determine the most kidnappable holo we need to take into account three (technically four) components:

1. Ease-of-Abduction: How easy would it be to get your hands on this Holo and heave them into the back of an unmarked van? Say for example if your oshi knows Krav Maga or just simply doesn't leave their house they become very hard to snatch. Say you wanted to get your hands on Susei. You better be prepared to have a rock launched at your head at 105km/h.

2. Struggle-Factor: This is a spectrum with a goldilocks zone. You dont want your oshi too struggle too much and possibly undo bindings or kick you; on the other hand not having them wiggle or "mhpf" into their gag is booooring. To understand this think of Cecilia and Marine. Cecilia would not stop struggling and screaming, scratching, biting and kicking at every opportunity – just too much. Marine on the other hand would immediately recognize this as one of her own top fantasies and be so on board with being tied up and gagged that she wouldn't even put up a fight simply out of respect for your amateur shibari work.

3. Stockholm-Coefficient: How likely are they to develop Stockholm syndrome and eventually be okay with being your pet? Say for example you chose La+, her heart already belongs to her brother, so the likelihood is very low.

4. Personal Preference: There obviously is no point to abducting someone you dont fuck with. However we are determining the theoretically most kidnappable holo so we will be disregarding this in our assessment!

After considering all this the most kidnappable Holo is:

Flayon. See Flayon is a twink so he couldn't put up much of a fight. He'd still struggle when you tie him up tho because he wants to escape but also because even here his strong Stockholm-Coefficient is doing the work for you, so he'll mostly be struggling to put on a show. Finally let's be real out of all Holos Flayon is the most likely to fall in love with his kidnapper.

She didn't suffer, doing what she loved the most until the last second.

Like imagine being Calli, you just finished recording an opening for a really popular anime which you can do because you have a universal deal. You are on top of the world.

But then there is Gigi, she has some sort of blackmail on you, maybe your embarrassing league rank or something and she goes "Okay Mori Calliope I want you to strip or I leak this" and you know you have no choice but to comply. So you slowly take of your top, tits spilling out and GG just starts fondling them while giggling like a perverted old man. All you can do is avert your gaze and try to enjoy because you know it wrong

And then later when you do a collab stream you have to pretend like nothing happened, like she didnt violate you, like she isnt blackmailing you...

Listen to the voice mail I sent you Nimi! I'm sure you'll find it... stimulating hehehe