Since Lagtrain opened the floodgates on CC doing more german covers, here is my suggestion as to what she should sing next (along with a translated proof of concept video):

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u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 6 hours ago

My dream is to become a holostar just so I can be harassed and sph'd by Kronii and Shiori!

Backstage at Hololive: "Drop your pants Homostar!" "Yeah show us how big it gets!" "If you don't we'll tell Yagoo you harassed us!" "Good boy!" "W-Wait..." "Why is it... so small?" "Dont tell us that's all there is!?" [in unison] "PWAHAHAHA" "Oh my god I have to take a picture of this." "Its so sad and pathetic..." "I'm sending it to Marine. Whats the Kanji for 'Mircopenis'?"

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 20 hours ago

Ok genuine question! Why are most horny posts about Cali or Kronii when CC is literally the symbol of sex-dolls of Hololive EN Justice?

Oh nooo my Automaton maid hates cleaning and cooking noooo now I have to fuck her to teach her a lesson nooo. And oh nooo she hates sucking dick too but she swallows everytime while she glares at me because cum tastes horrible but she "doesnt want to have clean up a mess afterwards".

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 3 days ago

We need a VAR analysis on this, every possible angle, we need to make her do it on a glass floor so we can see the below perspective as well, to ...err ...see if she did dogeza correctly!

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 5 days ago

The symbol of having-drunk-sex-with-your-wife-during-which-she-is-so-desperate-to-get-cream-pied-that-she-refuses-to-let-you-put-the-condom-on of vtubing

Its either her or LemonLeaf in my book

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 20 days ago

If I was a vtuber I'd genuinely spend every minute of my free time schlick schlick schlicking it to "fanart" of my model, I'm not kidding

I'd socially engineer my artists to draw the exact stuff I'm into by astroturfing it as "ironic" community injokes

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(fauna is my goat for prompting all that cowkini art)

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u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 21 days ago

Let's stop pretending your oshi is saving herself for you & get real: Which of them is actually a virgin loser?

was originally gonna say Kronii but then I remembered Fauna used to her like a fleshlight with her horsecock

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 24 days ago

Could you imagine if your Oshi tweeted like this abt a m*n? No? That's why she is the goat.

She has at least 3 (possibly 4) married men ready to bark for her at all times and she is fujioshi-ing out abt them too.

u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 2 months ago

anybody else hate when Nabokov stars opinion blogging in his books?

Another Nabokov rant here waow.

Let me start by stating Nabokov is probably my favorite writer of all time. I have genuinely cried because some of his sentences where so beautifully composed.

BUT he does one thing that just left a bad taste my mouth in almost every single one of his novels I have read. He will take inventory of some university department or other group of intellectuals and just tell you how much he hates Dostoyevsky and Freud. It's okay man I get it, please go back to making to telling me about whatever russian migrant you are writing about this time.

I get that part of his appeal is that he inserts himself as the author into his writings noticeably, making you aware of its artificiality. But his side tangents on his least favorite writers always seem a little less clever than anything else he writes, sometimes even bitter.

Its gotten to the point where I started wondering if this was on purpose. His famous dislike for psychoanalysis always seemed to me a little contradictory because his work features so many neurotic characters that can not help but reveal something deeper about themselves in their compulsive narration. Is it possible that his anti-freudism was an act, a kind of meta-puzzle to throw people off even more when trying to explore within his work? (Probably not)

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u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 2 months ago
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Gedanken zu Helmut Schmidt & Willy Brandt?

Im Gespräch mit älteren vaguely linken Leuten fallen immer wieder so Sätze wie "wenn wir doch nur solche Leute heute hätten" und auch in Kommentarsektionen im Netz fallen ähnliche Aussagen.

Ich fühle mich ein bisschen ambivalent gegenüber diesen Aussagen. Natürlich ist eine charismatische Persönlichkeit nie schlecht für eine politische Bewegung, andererseits sind diese Leute auch nicht vom Himmel ins Kanzleramt gefallen, sondern ihre Kanzlerschaften waren natürlich das Resultat historischer Prozesse etc. pp. Grundsätzlich sind mir so Personenkulte einfach ein bisschen suspekt, vorallem weil es mir vorkommt als wäre die implizite Aussage hinter dee oben genannten ein bisschen "wenn wir doch nur einen starken Mann hätten".

Abgesehen davon kann ich aber die beiden kaum über die basic Geschichtsunterrichtsfakten bewerten. Ich dachte ich frag hier mal wie ihr die beiden seht und vllt ob ihr empfehlungen für Resourcen habt (Dokus, Biographien, whatever) die helfen würden einen genaueren Überblick über die zwei Herren und ihre Zeit zu bekommen.

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u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 2 months ago

Hello, i'm studying ancient greek in germany with the goal of taking an exam requiring translating passages from Plato & Xenophon. I've been using the list of vocab that comes with my text book (Kantharos) as well as a vocab list specifically designed for studying Plato and a shorter one meant for Xenophon. It comes out at ~1600 words total.

I'd like to expand my vocabulary beyond the scope I've got now while still keeping the goal of the coming exam in mind. What do you recommend? Are the any "intermediate" vocab lists out there?

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u/BatemanMonsterFucker — 2 months ago