the miscarriage was actually a false alarm so the baby survived :D

>!the baby still perished after it caused them alot of debt and made them unable to afford food and medicine!<

What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. You know what that means.

FISH

The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

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does anyone know what I should make next bc i'm out of ideas

ID: 141803397

It's up to you guys to decide if this is more than just a shitpost and actual peak

ID if you wanna play it (somehow) : 141754910

It just feels so fake and bland.

Baldi's Crackhouse is basically a modded version of Baldi's Basics I made with a mod menu where all the characters are on crack. Baldi slaps his ruler ever nanosceond, but to make things fair, he's blind and deaf. I basically challenged myself by making him deaf. Way harder than it looks.

The carrot (Daucus carota subsp. sativus) is a root vegetable, typically orange in colour, though heirloom variants including white, yellow, red, purple, and black cultivars exist, all of which are domesticated forms of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and Southwestern Asia. The plant probably originated in Iran and was originally cultivated for its leaves and seeds.

The carrot is a biennial plant in the umbellifer family, Apiaceae. World production of carrots (combined with turnips) for 2022 was 42 million tonnes, led by China producing 44% of the total.

The characteristic orange colour is from beta-carotene, making carrots a rich source of vitamin A. A myth that carrots help people to see in the dark was spread as propaganda in the Second World War, to account for the reason of British pilots' ability to fight in the dark; the real explanation was the introduction of radar.

68 elephant emojis and I'll give Baldi back his hearing

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