u/ElioitForsaekn

My house is officially a shelter now get in lads and laddies

(Couldn't find the infection event flair and I can't edit the editable one for some reason) (Edit nvm they got me run for yo lives)

(obviously a ShitPost)

So we all know that if your entire civilian is the same color, they get shorts right? Well it only happens AFTER we exit the customization tab and re enter it again. Does that mean civilians don't have wing dings? How do they come to life? MITOSIS

In the admin panel, we can summon random stuff, but they kinda spawn inside of us and then just fling the other way, SO

A long time ago, someone (probably with powers like Devesto) probably used an admin panel and started summoning random civilians, they came with all different shapes and forms, some are blue, some are circular.

They all pop up from the person summoning them and come out fully grown, think about it, you haven't seen a single child civilian in DoD

They all are the same shape, face, etc. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

ALSO

What if Artful isn't actually a civilian, WHAT IF HE'S A PURSUER, BUT HIS EYES ARE CLOSED, HE'S WHITE, THINK ABOUT IT, why doesn't Pursuer just take him for a swim to take his make up off and eat him? BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF HIS KIND, IT ALL MAKES SENSE

This isn't meant to be taken seriously ofc

It kinda works if dash and punch had a baby but dash was a mf Viltrumite

Yeah yeah there's drama going on and shi, but I lowk wanna post unfunny stuff instead

I ran out if ideas

Friend(s) inside me

(I have no idea if this is against the rules or not please don't feed me to big Scary)

Video completely unrelated because I can't throw hands

"he has sum 'Team *L*00lkidd join today' on his shirt, what do I do with him"

(this is the continuation of the Forsaekn verse (Forsaken but lamer))

Real vid

Not my screenshot

I may be stupid but just a question

They're friends now :)