u/EliteBallKnowledge_

In this AU Witty posting activity dramatically increases in r/aiwars fueled by the r/WittyCommittee coalition. This is due to an initiative started by Witty to ensure complete domination of the discourse by flooding the sub with her peak takes with the help of loyalists. Anti AI subs seeing this sudden rise latch onto Witty as a figure head of the pro AI movement, and as a result dox her. Instead of Sam Altman's house, the anti's throw molotovs at Witty's home while she's making Alice art too focused on peak takes to avoid the fire. Hot_Accountant1885 assumes control of a now downtrodden r/WittyCommittee and pins a new post to the subreddit titled "o7" with a song by the police titled "Every Breath You Take." Due to Witty's absence the subreddit r/Breakingthepencil never gets banned, and Hot_Accountant1885 is left battling the endless waves of antis and heretical ai artists slowly enclosing r/WittyCommittee territory.

This is likely where the mods of BTP Ethan gets doxxed as well as Karl Sprinkleton. r/WittyCrackers would be stuck in a perpetual state of mourning, making the mods of the sub's loss a potent morale boost. Karl Sprinkleton would then commit suicide (a second time) leaving EBK and Jushi to piece together the scraps as operation "Pencilheimer" would seal BTP's doom by 2027. Turns out, tuff AI artists don't like pleco's even if they're objectively baddies tho!!! While the casualties for the BTP union would've been greater in this timeline, it would not be without cost as Hot_Accountant1885 would be split from the mental fatigue of running a crumbling nation in the midst of a two front war. Eventually after significant casualties from all sides, this fuck around and find out mentality would eventually collapse the nation.

A power vacuum ensues as Hot_Accountant1885 grows more and more ambitious, but without the follow through to back it up. At one point he attempts to create r/Accountant_Hostel leaving breech_loader as the sole heir to the Witty throne... pls liek if u cri erytime

I miss the old Witty, straight from the 'Go Witty
Chop up the soul Witty, set on his goals Witty
I hate the new Witty, the bad mood Witty
The always rude Witty, spaz in the news Witty
I miss the sweet Witty, chop up the beats Witty
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Witty
See I invented Witty, it wasn't any Wittys
And now I look and look around and there's so many Wittys
I used to love Witty, I used to love Witty
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Witty
What if Witty made a song about Witty
Called "I Miss The Old Witty, " man that would be so Witty
That's all it was Witty, we still love Witty
And I love you like Witty loves Witty

ONG, I WILL UNIRONICALLY VIBE CODE A WITTY DATING SIM THAT WOULD BE SOO TUFF!!!!