A New Tease
May the 4th be with your… tease 😏✨
This month, the Force is getting a whole lot more seductive.
🚀 A NEW TEASE: A Star Wars Burlesque Show
📅 Saturday, May 30
📍 Ember Music Hall
From the delightfully unhinged mind behind Jurassic Pasties and Clothes/Off comes a galaxy of glitter, grit, and gratuitous space camp. Whether you’re drawn to the light side, the dark side, or just here for the thigh side, this is the show you’re looking for.
Expect:
💫 Iconic characters reimagined
💫 Nerdlesque meets high-glam striptease
💫 Camp, comedy, and a little bit of chaos
💫 A cast ready to awaken something in you
Costumes encouraged. Credits accepted. No droids required.
Don’t wait—these seats will disappear faster than a Jedi at Order 66.
🎟️ Grab your tickets now and join us for a night where the Force is strong… and so is the tease.