Wet Willy
My son’s father and I are separated.
Sometime last year my aunt taught my 4 year old what a Wet Willy was, and told him to call me over and give me one. Silly fun, he was on a kick doing it to me and my fiancé for a while and we of course would give them back to him. All good. He stopped about 2 or 3 months ago and hasn’t brought it up since.
Cue today, son’s father was upset and me for other reasons and proceeded to tell me my son told him my fiancé gave him a wet Willy, that it wasn’t ok and that he was going to file a police report. He’s used police threats as intimidation before so I didn’t think he would, but I said fine I’m not discussing further if you really think that’s necessary then I’ll wait for the police to contact me.
Guess who gets a call from the police at lunch time. No charges were pressed (much to sons fathers disappointment I assume) but still I can’t help but just be mystified. Safe to say no wet Willie’s in the future, but Fiancés nickname is now the wet Willy bandit.
Edit: now realizing more people don’t know what this is than I thought. You lick your pointer finger and stick it in someone’s ear. Normally someone you know and it’s a silly thing lmao.