u/EmeraldGarden20

Does anybody know of any good Youtube documentaries (or other platform documentaries I don't really care) that go very in depth on Emergency Room/Ell!0t R0dg3rs and done by someone that's not going to turn it into a random feminist rant or other BS. Just purely interested in what actually happened not some random person's opinion on it as well lmao. Just out of curiosity.

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I trust that you Alphas out there already know this, so this message is for betas only - those of whom lack common sense… so listen up, kiddo

As you may know, in the shower - us men might have to make slight adjustments.. down below..

I’m talking about minor “manoeuvres” that require us to do a certain motion in order to clean properly.. but don’t worry, the word ‘man’ is in manoeuvre…

If you haven’t guessed what I’m talking about right now, I’m talking about how we have to quite literally spread our cheeks in the shower…but it’s okay, cleanliness is next to godliness, and God is an alpha, try not to think too much about it. And if a female dare ever ask you how we clean ourselves down below, you singe a cigar on your tongue to divert before you reveal the top secret, ANYTHING to avoid mentioning that we have to spread our cheeks like little bitches…

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u/EmeraldGarden20 — 17 days ago
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Classic I know but I can't believe it finally happened to me lol.

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

u/EmeraldGarden20 — 18 days ago

I hate trying to take a break from this subreddit and then turning on my phone to FaceTime a friend and be normal and immediately getting blacks pilled like what are even doing at this point.

I love Kate Moss even though she has to get IV nutrients to stay alive she is my size 000 skinny queen oh my god I could kiss her. Kate Moss please come down from New York fashion week and save me.

u/EmeraldGarden20 — 19 days ago

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! We need to get this guy out of our sub guys he's poisoning my dreams and my direct messages and our beloved subreddit with his slop oh my god get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

u/EmeraldGarden20 — 20 days ago