Delicate Rant
I've been an avid AHS viewer since season 1 and have seen every season multiple times, but I've never made it more than 2 episodes into Delicate because it just felt so dull compared to other seasons (my favorite part about AHS is that every season has myriad plot lines and character arcs to follow, and Delicate just felt like the Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian show). In anticipation of the rumored all-season mashup season coming out this year, I've finally resigned myself to sitting down and making it through this season and y'all it is a SLOG.
I am currently on episode 5, and so far there are too many things about this season that I hate to go into in any kind of depth here, so I'm just going to highlight the one that's currently pissing me off the most......
WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER??! I know that there is an insidious cabal of satanic witches trying to Rosemary's Baby the protagonist but there are a bajillion cartons of what is presumably liquid ice cream soup sitting in her gotdamn fridge and it is all I can think about
