I drove like a maniac this morning and I'm *mostly* sorry.
If you witnessed a white puma in the Midlands this morning making wild gestures or driving like an imbecile that was probably me.
Many middle lane hoggers were called various things with the use of comically large gestures. One guy on his phone in the fast lane was blessed with several insults- I'm only partially sorry for that one. You shouldn't be on your phone but also I'm not the law.
To the guy in the BMW/audi who decided to ignore the massive gap behind me, cut infront almost taking off the front of my car then slamming on your breaks as we left an A road and joined another. You're a tw@t but equally i didn't have to then tailgate you on the next bit and even give my dash cam a snazzy lil tap when you tried to tailgate me back. My inner poo-flinging goblin took over and ultimately we're both morons. Your gf peering round you with her mouth open as I went past did make me laugh though.
I shall think about what I did at work and not touch the car for a few hours now since I cant be trusted lol