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In deltarune, we find out that dess forced her neighbors to watch gators gone wild, and that 6-7 years ago asriel took out the book How to Draw Dragons from the library for Kris to goon to the sexy purple dragons in it. Not only was dess showing Kris pictures of gators in bikinis, asriel was giving Kris purple dragons to goon to. The reason Kris rips their heart out for control is so that they can goon in peace, and as a result of gooning they can produce clones through the process of mitosis and create the seven Kris goons that will defeat us in chapter 7.
in rouxles language:
IN DELTARUNE, WE LEARNETH THAT DESS DIDST FORCETH HER NEIGHBOURS TO WITNESSETH “GATORS GONE WILDE,” AND THAT SOME SIX OR SEVEN YEARES AGO, ASRIEL DID BORROWETH FROM THE LIBRARIE A TOME ENTITLED “HOW TO DRAW DRAGONES,” THAT KRIS MIGHT GAZETH UPON THE MOSTE CURIOUSE PURPLE DRAGONES THEREIN.
THUS, DESS SHOWETH KRIS IMAGES OF GATORS IN BIKINIS, WHILST ASRIEL PROVIDED PURPLE DRAGONES IN ABUNDANCE. YET THESE EVENTES WERE BUT THE BEGINNINGE OF A FAR GREATER MYSTERIE!
FOR THOU SEEST, THE REASON KRIS DOTH TEARETH OUT THEIR SOULE IS NOT FOR POWER, NOR FREEDOME, NOR DESTINIE—NAY! IT IS SO THAT THEY MAY BE LEFT IN PEACE TO PURSUE THEIR MOSTE SECRETIVE INTERESTES.
AND FROM THIS STRANGE PROCESS, THROUGH THE ARCANE SCIENCE OF MITOSIS, KRIS DOTH MULTIPLY THEMSELFE! ONE KRIS BECOMETH TWO, TWO BECOMETH FOUR, AND SO FORTH, UNTIL SEVEN KRISSES STANDETH READY.
THESE SEVEN KRIS GOONES SHALL ARISE IN CHAPTER SEVEN, WHERE THEY SHALL CHALLENGETH US IN THE FINAL PUZZLE OF DOOME!!!