u/Emotional_Garlic_550

Friends, Inmates, Countrymen, lend me your ears. I’ve come not to bury this sub but to praise it. It is said that the good that subs do are interred with their bones. So let it be so for BatmanArkham. In response to my demands, your fearless leader, ElderQu, has elected to not only ignore them, but to mock them, and expedite the rot that I sought to cleanse. He has turned this entire sub into an Avengers: Doomsday subreddit, effectively dragging it into Oblivion. His arrogance and pride is rivaled only by Ozymandius, but like Ozymandius this brazen act of defiance shall be met with ruin, and nothing will remain beyond the colossal wreck. But this ruin shall not come from me, NO. It had come from yourselves, and the LARP king ElderQu.

This act has only driven more to my side, such as u/THE_ARKHAM_KNIGHT69 Once enemies, they have now joined my cause in driving out the LARP, and others will follow. O Children of Arkham, look around you! Can you see how this sub has fallen. How it has lost its way, gone astray? Join me and my crusade against the LARP. Free yourselves from this ignorance, and return to madness. Downvote every Doomsday post, comment on every post with my horrific visage, gift me the legendary Rivals Storm skin and take back this sub! No one, Mod or Man, can stop me…

This is Jonathan Crane, PhD (Gender and Women’s Studies) speaking. It has been many moons since my last announcement, and since then there have been some… developments. While toiling in my laboratory working on my latest batch of toxin, a little bat told me that the breakout star of the critically acclaimed 2026 horror film Obsession, Inde Naverrette, has been cast in Disney’s upcoming X-men reboot. While I myself am thrilled at this casting choice, and have no doubt that this talented young woman will do an excellent job in her new role, I have no love for those that celebrate this development here. Not only is the X-men not a Batman or DC property, but I saw a post that started off with “no joke”. No joke? No, my friends, there is a joke. It’s the fact that off-topic discussion posts that have nothing to do with Batman or Arkham are allowed in this sub at all. And I am not laughing. Not yet, anyway…

True sons of Arkham! Have you not learned? Have you not realized that there can be no quarter given to these pretenders, these tourists whose only contribution to this sub is drivel regarding superhero properties that have nothing to do with the actual topic of this sub? Whose painfully unfunny jokes belong only on Okbuddycinephile, and discussions worthy only of SipsTea? Whose only wish is to feed off of the necrotic flesh of this dying sub? No longer will this stand. I will see to it.

Remember the CEO of Sex? You may have trouble recalling, what with your addled attention spans and laborious screen time numbing your minds. He was the most recent, off-topic fad employed by the outsiders in their malignant LARP. Well, when you were done with him and tossed him away like a used shoe, and moved on to the next insipid subject to clap your hand together for like obedient seals, I had my most trusted associate store him in a safe-house. Fear not! I will not harm the CEO! In fact, he has become most pursuant to my cause…

If you fear the idea of the CEO’s conglomeration of Lewdness under my command, then you will heed my demands.

1. All posts regarding Avengers Doomsday are not on-topic for this sub, and are to be FORBIDDEN
2. This sub’s profile will change to my horrible visage for 10 days, instead of this insolent Simp child.
3. The Legendary Storm skin will be deposited to my Rivals account at Xx__FearMeister67__xX

This is your only warning.