How did you spite asshole managers?
Hey r/badbosses,
I've been unemployed for 4 months. It'll be 5 by the end of this month.
My last manager turned out to be a backstabbing piece of shit.
She started a paper trail to get rid of me with petty offenses like forgetting to send her 1 internal team project update email. There were 8 total that I had to send out that month, and I only forgot the one and I didn't forget again. Regardless, that ended up on my PIP.
The emails weren't important either, since we had a daily check-in meeting where I'd go over everything, which is something we did since the day I started.
She was such a cunt that she made it a 2 week PIP where she was out for one of them.
To spite her, I submitted my resignation on the Friday before her week absence, and I didn't send a call or text about me quitting. That way, I wasn't covering for her while she was out and she wouldn't find out about it until it was too late.
Unfortunately, she did find out on that Monday, and she tried to call me for some reason. Her voicemail said that she was "Sad to see me go" and she asked if I returned my equipment.
I didn't, and I kept dragging that fiasco out for a month so that people would keep bothering her about it until I eventually returned it to HQ.
I wish there was more damage I could do to these rotten disgusting shit bags, but I'm happy that I could cause some headache.
Anyway, enough about me. Did you spite any douchebag managers? How did you do it?