Need soooo meowmy work
Henlo frens, ‘tis ei, Cara de Furroshus. Me meowmy sez she need go off iz mor. I sayz no, I want herz work here at homes. She no listen. Yesterday she goes off iz. She no return at time she supposed to. I do big worry she do an abandon til she finally get back, den she sez I can’t sit on herz shoulder cause she got stung. Wheber dat mean. I wan sooo herz work, doz youz eggcellent cats tink I has a caze?
(Meowmy here, after I left the office yesterday, walking to the train, a large insect flew into my face and stung me on my jaw line. I did not have that on my 2026 bingo card haha. Went back to the office, got the first aid kit, took the stinger out, waited with people in case I had an allergic reaction, did not, all in all got home about an hour late. Cara is outraged).