u/Error_The_Stallion

I'm a minor and my birthday is coming up on June 4th, I always was excited for getting free stuff for my birthday, but I'm not old enough to sign up for those stupid rewards points or apps or email shit and EVERY PLACE and I mean EVERY PLACE ON THE MARKET requires you to have some sort of stupid rewards program for my birthday.

I hope at least MAYBE some places will be nice and just give me stuff, (IDEC what anyone says, I will make my birthday all about me) but like I won't be a bitch if I'm told no cause it's more then likely policy and out of the worker's control 💔

I just wish these stupid fucking greedy companies were nicer, you can spare one ice cream cone for a kid's birthday you pigs 🥹