A reworking of https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/8EEWSwgpAC
Feeling saddened that I couldn’t travel to watch my countrymen play in the FIFA World Cup final, I plucked a four leaf clover and made a silent wish: “Let me be on the pitch with England during the FIFA final”.
Just then, Happy McTavish the magical leprechaun appeared before my eyes and gleefully trilled “Wish Granted” and immediately I was kicked in the face, my limbless, torso-less head sailing toward the goal.
u/Everything-Jake — 8 days ago