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Picked up Gum Dumz, a ColdFire x TedsBudz collab, & this one leans spicy, fruit-forward. The genetics are Bubblegum Cookies x Gelato 41.

Flavor:
No tasting notes were listed on the box, so I’m going strictly off the actual experience with this one. There’s a hint of pepper up front with a fruity finish that fits the genetics well. Flavor comes through smooth.

Effects:
The effects settle in with a comfortable, mellow feel. Good balance between relaxation & a lifted mood without getting overly heavy.

Overall:
7/10
Honestly, this limited-edition box just wasn’t worth the price point. One thing I wasn’t impressed with was the lack of information. The QR code doesn’t lead to a COA page, it only pulls up the METRC number & a blank screen. For a limited-edition collab, I’d like to see the actual testing information readily available. I wouldn’t run it again, especially for that price.

Picked up PM x Sherb, a ColdFire x Lumpy’s collab, & this one leans sweet berries with a clean, gassy backbone. Terps are sitting at 4.29%, & it comes through smooth with a unique finish.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a mixed berry note with just enough tartness to keep it lively. The exhale shifts into a clean, chemical-like gas with a soapy taste that gives the profile an edge. Mouth coating, & flavor stays consistent.

Effects:
Balanced and mellow, making it easy to enjoy without feeling sluggish.

Overall:
9/10
Smooth, balanced, & a little different from the usual dessert carts. Sweet berry flavor layered over a clean gassy finish, backed by relaxing effects. Solid pickup, easy re-up.

Picked up Monkey Bread from ColdFire, & this one leans warm bakery sweetness with a creamy finish. Terps are sitting at 5.15%, & it comes through smooth, rich, & dessert-forward.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a pastry flavor with a little sweetness. The exhale is light cream & spiced notes. The flavor palette is actually pretty accurate. Thick pulls, mouth coating, & flavor stays consistent throughout.

Effects:
The mind gets a pleasant lift while the body settles into a comfortable, relaxed state. Balanced effects that keep you feeling good without becoming too heavy.

Overall:
8.5/10
Monkey Bread is smooth, comforting, & easy to enjoy. Warm bakery flavors backed by creamy sweetness & balanced effects. I’d run it again.

We were doing maintenance today. How’s the Cap Junky looking ya’ll? Also, first post on the channel. ✌️🪴

Picked up Benzina, a ColdFire x Motley Terpz collab, & this one leans pastry with a fuel backend. Terps are sitting at 7.65%, & it comes through rich, creamy, & a little loud.

Flavor:
On inhale it tastes like a fresh creamy pastry with a smooth quality. The exhale is where the gas takes over, giving the profile more character. The contrast between cream & fuel works well. Mouth coating, & flavor stays consistent throughout.

Effects:
The mind gets a clear lift that feels easygoing & functional. Body settles into a comfortable state. Relaxing without becoming sleepy, making it easy to enjoy throughout the day.

Overall:
7/10
It’s light, balanced, & flavorful. Pastry notes layered over sweet fuel, backed by calm & comfortable effects. Would run it again.

Picked up Apple Butter, a ColdFire x Lumpy’s collab, & this one leans bakery sweetness with a roasted, nutty finish. Terps are sitting at 6.57%, & it comes through rich, smooth, & well rounded.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a baked-apple note that reminds me of fresh pastry. The exhale ties everything together with a slightly roasted finish that lingers on the palate. Solid mouth coating & flavor stays consistent throughout.

Effects:
The mind gets a lift that feels clear & easygoing, while the body settles into a relaxed state. Balanced enough for daytime use, but equally enjoyable when you’re winding down.

Overall:
8/10
Apple Butter is smooth, flavorful, & easy to enjoy. Sweet bakery notes layered with roasted nuttiness, backed by balanced effects that keep you relaxed without feeling stuck. Would definitely run it again.

Picked up Blue Ivory, a ColdFire x Dubz Garden collab, & this one leans sweet berry with a fuel back end. Terps are sitting at 4.11%, & despite the lower terp percentage, it punches above its numbers.

Flavor:
On inhale you get berry sweetness. Midway it develops an earthy note before the exhale brings in a sharp, fuel-like finish that gives it contrast. Smooth pulls, light coating, & flavor stays steady throughout.

Effects:
The mind gets a clear, inspired lift while the body settles into a comfortable, relaxed state. It starts off functional, but the high builds surprisingly well over time. I actually ended up losing this cart because I got so ripped off it. Spent actual time looking for the cart.

Overall:
9/10
Blue Ivory is smooth, flavorful, & deceptively potent. Sweet berry notes backed by fuel and a high that creeps up stronger than expected. Definitely one I’d grab again, assuming I don’t lose it next time.

Picked up C###y Float from Coldfire’s own line, & this one leans tropical fruit with a tangy, savory twist. Terps are sitting at 5.7%, & it comes through funky & well balanced.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a soft tropical sweetness. The exhale has a tart, spicy note that comes in, giving it that chamoy-like character without overwhelming the fruit note. Smooth pulls, light coating, & flavor stays consistent.

Effects:
The mind gets a subtle lift that feels clear & easygoing, while the body settles into a relaxed, comfortable state. Functional but still satisfying.

Overall:
8/10
This one’s smooth, tropical, & a little unconventional. Sweet fruit with a tangy twist, backed by balanced relaxing effects. Would get again.

Picked up Cherry Haze from ColdFire, & this one leans bright cherry with a light, fizzy sweetness. Terps are sitting at 4.5%, & it comes through smooth & easygoing.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a light cherry note, slightly sweet. The exhale is smooth with a faint tart finish that lingers lightly. Clean pulls, light coating, & flavor stays consistent.

Effects:
Body settles into a relaxed, comfortable feel while the head gets a gentle energized lift that keeps things from feeling sluggish. Easy balance between calm & functional.

Overall:
8/10
It’s smooth, light, & easy to run. Sweet cherry profile with a subtle lift, backed by balanced relaxing effects. Good anytime option. Would cop again.

Picked up X’s & O’s from ColdFire, & this one leans floral with a sharp fuel twist. Terps are sitting at 4.39%, & it comes through light but still unique in profile.

Flavor:

On inhale you get a floral note, kind of sweet, but not overpowering. The exhale brings in that gassy edge, keeping it from feeling too sweet.

Effects:

Body is calm, & relaxed comfort settles in without any heaviness. Head comes in with a light, easygoing uplift while the body settles into a calm, relaxed state.

Overall:

8/10

It’s smooth, light, & a little different. Floral-forward with a fuel backbone. Would definitely get it again.

Picked up Z Cubed from Flavorade, & this one leans sweet candy with a dense, syrupy edge. Terps are sitting at a high 11.4%, & it comes through loud & full-bodied.

Flavor:

On inhale you get candy sweetness, slightly fruity. Midway it builds into a a candy profile with a light tang. The exhale lingers with a syrupy, mouth-coating finish that sticks.

Effects:

Head comes in with a bright, euphoric lift that’s noticeable right away. Body follows with a relaxed, comfortable feeling. Overdo it & you’ll get smacked, this one stacks quick.

Overall:

9/10

This one’s loud, terp-heavy, & flavor-packed. Sweet profile with depth & strong coating, backed by potent effects. Easy re-up.