u/Evyps

"Uhm, hi, Mr Saperstein? I think I'm supposed to team up with you for the exercise?"

"Hey, what's up, Jean-Ralphio, my quirk is gettin LOOOOOADEEEEED! Haha, no seriously, I'm coasting on three kinds of mess right now so I'ma be real with you big dog, can I call you big dog? Listen big dog, I'm ready and here for 1. Good times. 2. Good vibes. 3. Hottie no stoppies, you feel me?"

"I'm... I'm Deku."

He gets pulled along by the crowd, holding signs and chanting slogans, and winds up getting a microphone shoved into his hand. There's a crowd of thousands all waiting to hear what the kid with the shrub mutation on his head has to say.

"...Huh?" the poor sales assistant blinked in confusion. "I haven't finished ringing you up."

"You heard me," Aizawa drawled. "You're done. Expelled. Pack your things and get out of my sight."

"...I don't know why, but... I feel like you actually have the authority to do this?"

SHOTA AIZAWA!

QUIRK: EXPULSION!

The fandom that you could happily crossover when any other, regardless of how different they may first appear

Mr Compress presents his patented quirk ancestry starter package! Break into history and access the quirks of your forebears!

It's all horseshit, but Izuku believes. While following the ridiculous guidelines in the course ("Vibrate your left leg while pointing to the heavens and drink a glass of milk backwards!"), Izuku tries to access his mom's quirk and inadvertently taps into his latent psionic abilities!!!

Mr Compress is now, to Izuku, the greatest human being to ever live. Izuku, to Mr Compress, is now this annoyingly optimistic, shockingly psychically powerful fourteen year old who refuses to stop calling him master.

It's been happening on and off for a while, but usually rarely enough that I can just ignore it (before being newly irritated by it a few months later), but for the past week it's been pretty much all the time. It happens with every pair of headphones I plug into my pc.

I tried googling this, but too many of the results were wackjobs trying to block the 5g signals from turning their brains further into soup and reading through it was getting more annoying than the radio chatter.

Is there anything I can get to just stick to the cable, or something?