u/ExistentialGremlin

Bro came with his own market valuation.

Bro came with his own market valuation.

Man really said he’s handsome, rich, gets 100 coffee date messages from girls and now I have to “show I’m worthy” 😭

u/ExistentialGremlin — 23 hours ago

Matched on Hinge. Found him in my sister’s Instagram requests.

Matched on Hinge, moved to Instagram, and we’d been talking/flirting for a while. Then, while using my sister’s phone, I found a pending “Hi” from the same guy in her Instagram message requests. The DM was sent after we’d already moved off Hinge and onto Instagram. I wasn’t even angry… I was just fascinated by the logistics.

u/ExistentialGremlin — 2 months ago