u/ExistentialTabarnak

The commander-in-chief is a goddamn child fucker.

And people are still happy and even proud to say that they “serve” under him. He’s our boss. He’s all over the goddamn files and is documented as someone who likes young girls and sticking his finger into their vaginas to rate their tightness, and this is the motherfucker I work for. Fuck him and all his associations.

My job puts planes in the sky. Why? So they can go and blow up schools and hospitals. In Palestine, in Lebanon, in Iran. Why? So they can distract from that motherfucker’s name being *all over* the goddamn files. Because in moments of clarity that are becoming all the more rare with his advancing dementia, he knows he wants people to not think of the fact that he likes to fuck children. Yes, the President of the United States of America enjoys having sex with children. Best friends with a notorious, cartoonishly evil child fucker for over a decade. My boss fucks kids. We are not the good guys.

No Iranian ever made my life miserable. No Iranian ever made me suicidal. We have to keep in mind who the real enemy is here. Is it about hegemony or survival? We’re not happy unless we’re number one in controlling global affairs. Fuck all of it.

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u/ExistentialTabarnak — 7 days ago

Is my meatus shaped normally?

When I ejaculate it usually squirts towards the right and I’ve never seen a meatus that looks curved like mine. They all seem to be pretty even slits as well as more prominent. Am I normal?

u/ExistentialTabarnak — 13 days ago