If everything is a "Critical" priority, then nothing is
Our security scanner just dumped another like 400 "CRITICAL VULNERABILITIES" into our sprint backlog, and I am so sooo tired. It's always the same shit, the scanner sees a package with a high CVSS score and goes crazy like everythings fallign apart (it basically never is) and i need to waste time figuring out if each of these matter and like 95% of the time they don't
Like three hours the other day tracking down a 9.8 critical alert only to find out it's inside an isolated container without public internet exposure with no IAM role or attack path to touch anything sensitive. Things are most of the time pretty much just dead ends and pose absolutely zero risk, but because our tool flagged it I have to go and manually validate everything and more time writing some bs justification on why we're not patching it and on and on and on. I'm just doing data entry at my job most of the time.
When there's an actual critical alert happening it's just going to be buried below a thousand bs fake critical vulnerability alerts and until then I'm just going through trash and doing data entry. Idk why leadership is making us do this (i guess just to inflate some dashboard kpis on vulnerability metrics or whatever) but I'm tired of this. Do you guys get to use your brains at work? I'm jealous.