i’m beginning to realise i don’t enjoy casual friendships with most other dudes
i thought college level humour college mein hi rehta hai.
There’s a total of 5 jokes said in different ways:
- X(person/action) is gay
- Misogyny in some way or form (lol)
- random sayings (not even funny, they just kind of fit)
- usko dekh kitna XX (insert anything) hai
- Gaaliyan as punchline
Also aajkal ke londay gossips kitni karte hain?? believe me, some tea here and there is great lekin istg a lot of them just make it their personality (chehra sirf gossips mein chamakta hai).
Also mind games? Boys often eat together, but u can’t say “let’s split the bill” or youll be called a cheapskate. But it’s totally fine for half of them to pretend bill doesn’t exist so one of the 2 ppl who probably have money pay for it.
Salaam karo 2 din kisi ko tau 3rd day pe nhi kareinge? expect kareinge ke aap hi ap hamesha salaam karne
Larkiyon ke baray mein din raat ajeeb baatein phir udaas ke usne saath nhi diya.
Aur kisi ko call-out karo kisi bakwas pe tau kahein ge bhai tu feel zyada karta hai
Idea of having fun is ALWAYS going out to eat, koi camping, horse riding, hiking waghera tau “kisi din(never)” hota hai. 90% larkay aesay karte hain.
Aadhay ghantay se zyada bethna larkon ke saath zeher lagne lag gaya hai
Girls are getting less complicated than these dudes qasam se. Maybe i’m too much of a realist but i find these guys ANNOYING ASF. Manners aur basic human decency foreign concepts kyu hotay hain??
Aik aur cheez, agar aap koi mutual dost se mil rahe ho tau poori pehli aur doosri meeting the mutual will just be lying to u about themselves the whole time to entertain the other friend, while u stand around awkwardly trying to figure out konsi baat asal hai aur konsi jhoot. Congratulations bhai, ab mein jab bhi aenda miloun ga i will always think in the back of my mind “is this guy lyin rn?”
Also since i know some dumbasses will bring it up, aesi larkiyan bhi hoti hain. Khush kakay?
i’m highlighting dudes cause i’m a dude calling out other dudes. Not everyone’s like this but i’ve noticed these patterns in almost all male groups i know.