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The man runs into the bathroom just as the husband enters the bedroom. "Honey, why are you naked?" he asks.

"I was waiting for you, dear," she says.

The husband walks into the bathroom and sees a naked man standing there, poking the ceiling with the toilet plunger. "Who the hell are you?" the husband yells.

"The moth exterminator," says the naked man.

Why the hell are you naked?" shouts the husband.

The naked man looks down, jumps back in shock, and yells, "Those sneaky little bastards!"

I think my Wi-Fi and I are in a long-term relationship.

It’s always there for me…

Watching…

Waiting…

Buffering…

Sometimes it gives me just enough attention to keep me interested,

then disappears the moment things get serious.

I try restarting it.

It acts like nothing happened.

I move closer.

It pulls away emotionally.

And yet…

every night, I go back,

hoping this time it’ll finally connect.

At this point, I don’t need better internet.

I need closure. 😌

After some commotion, my buddy points and says, "Look! That midget robbed a jewelry store and is getting away down the escalator!"

I replied, "I don't think you can say midget anymore. It's just a little condescending."