Cannot believe rival fans clowned us for giving Serong an 8-year deal. Bloke is an absolute workhorse and leading our midfield from the front every single week. Best money the club has ever spent.
Walked into Woolies today just to grab a quick snack, and saw a block of Cadbury chocolate for $8.50 - $9.00. Mate, since when did a block of Dairy Milk become a luxury investment item? Are we living in Gotham City?!
And don't get me started on the self-checkout cameras tracking my every move like I'm trying to heist the crown jewels just for scanning an onion wrong🧅.
Aussie life summary:
>Rent's up >Petrol's up >Chocolate is a mortgage payment
"Still getting red light flashes at the self-checkout"
Anyone else survived their weekly shop today, or did you have to trade your soul at Aldi🥹?