Cousin accusing me of stealing her jeans and wanting $60 to replace them even though I was literally out of state when she claims she saw me wear them
Ts is so messy good lord. Only reason I'm posting this is bc no one else in my family uses reddit bc the stuff in this post is so specific there's not even a snowball's chance in hell that they wouldn't immediately know who posted this if they saw it lol.
I don't think I need to clarify I did not, in fact, steal her jeans. For one, I wouldn't be caught dead in skinny jeans. For two, she "saw me in them" two weeks ago even though I was in another state FOR A WEEK two weeks ago.
Also to clarify, when I mentioned arguing w her boyfriend, I was specifically referencing how two days ago, he dropped her back off at our house (I'm currently living with my parents while I'm helping my dad with another construction job) bc they were fighting bc she didn't wanna suck his dick and he was pissed and kept using the recent death of his childhood dog as a reason why she should suck his dick, so she threw her leftover burger at him in his brand new car and he got pissed and was yelling at her to get out of the car. She said she wouldn't get out until she knew he blocked her on everything and eventually she finally just got out of the car bc he kept yelling at her to get out, but when she got out he started yelling at her asking why tf she was getting out, and he blared the horn at her when he left. Btw me and my sister could hear all of ts from the house, we were literally watching thru the window and they were so loud we could hear them from inside. Anyway then he comes back like a few minutes later pounding on the door to yell at her to give him back his vape, and I guess she accidentally grabbed his vape with her stuff when she got out? So she throws his vape out the fucking door and tells him if he wants it to go get it, and apparently it broke when she threw it so he decided to go throw a bitch fit and bang on the wall on the other side of the house (which was loud asf bc the other side of the house is less than ten feet away bc the "house" is actually a trailer) so my cousin grabbed one of the kid sized hockey sticks we have and came out the back door where he was parked and was holding it up threateningly and yelling "GO! GO! GO!" at him like she's trying to scare off a bear, and as soon as he saw the hockey stick he peeled out of there fast asf, and after that she was INSISTING that that's it and that they're done, she's done with him for good, she's never gonna talk to him again, and then she's telling me and my sister abt all this other crazy shit like about them both cheating on each other repeatedly and being super petty and shit. And then apparently yesterday my sister overheard her literally calling him and talking to him and telling him she missed him and then they got into another fight over the phone like come onnnnnnnn bro. I swear she's just addicted to the drama atp. Can't make ts up. Istg my life is turning into a really trashy reality tv show.🤦♀️