Otto(man) fon bis(millah)mark

I think that Otto fon Bismarck is Turkish immigrant that unite Germany to sell more kebabs
1.His name came from Ottoman Empire
2.he has a mega mustache that westiod couldn’t have because of their weak genes
3. his famous quote: “Politics is like making kebab: it is better not to see how it is done.”

u/FLG45 — 3 days ago