u/Fabulaur

...shitbag who went speeding down City View at 8:05 this morning and just plowed right into a flock of ducks without even slowing down. You might feel like you really got away with something, you might even be laughing about it, but you know deep down inside that you are a garbage person, and now I (regrettably) know it too. You suck. Have the day you deserve.