u/Fadhelaisme

Kuna mtu ametaja topic ya kuletana kwa mansion chafu nikakumbuka my own experience with such people. Uku socials ni kutesa lakini behind closed doors balaa. Ndio maana dating apps wao huuliza "could you date someone who is messy" nikadhani ni swali tu.

Sometime back i was flirting with this lassie. fine asf, great insta presence and South African thighs and ass. I was simping hard for her but things happened and ofc i didnt get a chance to....THEN.

A few months later tunapatana tena online FB and rekindle the romance. Nlikuwa naenda shags at the time and i know mnajua venye kutu hugonga x3 akiwa ushagu. Tumepanga venye tutararuana once i get back pale jiji.

Siku iliongojewa kwa hamu na hamumu ikafika. As soon as I get to tea room mimi huyo gari za kuenda south b. Nadirectiwa to these posh estates za mabedsitter ziko na lift and im thinking how il even live up to the expectations shes about to lay on me.

Barely a thing in the room when we got there. Gas hawana. Tv iliharibika. System haijawahi washwa iko kwa box bado. But hey..sjakujia ambience right? Msichana naye ametoa cd ananitaka nitawasha libido ama system? I ate that thing like i was starving. Honestly the game was the only highlight of that night.Now that i think about it she might have been a reforming call girl cos izo skills and the reactions they came with hazikuendana. Lakini mchagua jembe......?

Tumemaliza the babe asks tutakula nini cos kwa nyumba hawana anything...Kumbe wao hukula kwa grace ya neighbours wao. Bought food thinking thats the worst of it ntavumilia tu niishie.

Wakati wa kulala inafika boom! Bedbugs nazo zinatuvamia...barely even slept cos i could literally see them zimevamia msichana but shes not even feeling them. I want you to picture these Azziad looking babes with bedbugs all over them.

Morning couldnt get there fast enough. I wanted to dip but early morning tukaskia story za ule sister wa Kanyari being killed the night before in the apartments next door so i stayed for the tea. But heh.

Honestly youd think awa babes soshii live high class but kumbe they are the ones emerging from Githu and Gwakairo bedsitters in minis. Walai that day the illusion dropped even further.

Hmu.

What do you mean that i could have dropped a Cheetah mech , in a one on one with another player in a far remote corner and suddenly im getting blown up because mines are still active???

Even when it shows you the player who dropped you they are already in a new mech engaging another player. Sincerely what the fuckkkk??!

Yall complain about Zephyr too much not realizing this fucking cheetah mech is irritating asf , especially with the mechs ability cut in half...now they just drop them one after the other

Im meeting far more cheetahs now than before

Kuna mtu ako na chwani hajui atumie kufanya nini anichome👀🥲? Help a needy stoner

Mimi sitaki kuma ama sjui nini😂Watu huulizia uku so acha ata mimi leo nikuwe shameless ju closed mouths dont pass smoke😅

edit: this was never meant to be a intervention. Im not an addict or anything, was doing a fun bit where people who understand shida ya kutokuwa na mali would come together 😂🙏🏽naona nmegeuza watu motivational speakers. Other responsibilities taken care of ni kutulia tu nlidai😂Thank you

I mean how do yall do it??staying with someone who repulses the core of who you are but still feigning interest?

Wale hudate older men with vitambi...Wale hudate uggos just for the kiki.Walae kuna uyu lass naongelesha lakini lugha weeh. Mahn ive always liked a grammatically correct babe. But the amount of high school type texting ive reduced myself to is embarrassing. Inner me cringes every time i have to write babe in response to Beib among others.

Najua its nothing like kuvumilia old man smell or half the things yall go through but eyyy...ebu mnipee siri ju ignoring is no longer an option

And yes...ni kutu imenieka

amekuja sleepover...infact ni ye amesuggest

amefika akidai she wants "respectful men"

amefika akaanza zile za "ouch...ama ni cramps zimeanza?🌚"

its 11.54...sjui ka abaki ama aje