We complain about Relay too much, what about the customers?
Entire apartment blocks where the name is NOWHERE, the intercom buttons are all faded, the TRADES button doesn't work and nobody lets you in
Houses with no house number ANYWHERE (I even had someone with no house number complain in their delivery notes it got delivered to the wrong house before)
Houses with fucking NAMES, so I have to try and find a little sign in italics saying MELLOW LILAC MEADOW or some bs
"Private roads"...where the residents are so fucking cheap they wont all chip in and have a road laid they'll have some Alton Towers theme park gravel track fucking up my car
The house with about 10 different signs all posted on the door "Piss off im busy", "DO NOT LEAVE PARCELS ON THE DOORSTEP", "NO COLD CALLERS", "DO NOT USE THE LETTER BOX"... like Im supposed to take in all this bullshit before I press your doorbell
The giant rocks (sometimes painted lmfao) on the grass by the curb so no one drives on the grass
But the best part about delivering tat for Relay is that I know that the house with the fake grass, the 10 garden gnomes, the wind chimes, the fairly lights and all the other Chinese tat is defo the house Im delivering to...
On that note...The people I go the extra mile for when I can: Elderly people in assisted living or in bungalows ordering their cheap shite on their ipads...