u/Far-Pirate-3896

Your dear Maestro of the Cubism school of teaching has managed to do the unthinkable, she's asked someone out, or was it I that got asked out? It's a blur we were both very drunk.

Point is I have a date this weekend at HamHamPangPang, of course class is canceled that day and you'll be having homework instead but that's not the point.

Naturally as a Maestro I've dedicated everything I have to my art so I've never been one for romance, what is one to do on this "date", how do you act? What's the proper procedures? Am I allowed to skin people that annoy me during it?

P.S The one that asked me out is a big sister so if I mess up my entire school may be dead

-Love, Fuck I'm panicking

Glorious Beautiful Maestro of The Ring here

I understand most of you see our art as nothing more than crude violent, Ahem "fucked up" gore. And in turn I always saw you people as nothing more than savage brutes with no understanding of the finer things.

But as of recent one fo your sisters has been worming her way into my life. If you've been to one of the parties thrown at a gallery that was likely her doing in MY gallery (thank you if you left good reviews on the art though.)

I dreadfully fear that the Big Sister may not be coming to my gallery to see just my art though, but instead to see my beautiful face. What is one to do? I'm an artist not a miracle worker?

How do relationships between fingers work? How do relationships IN GENERAL work?? I don't even have a heart anymore I scooped it out in the pursuit of a magnum opus, how am I expected to reciprocate??? In all my years of craftswork and painting I've never dealt with such an issue.

P.S Will rejecting her get me written in your silly book?

-Love, an Artist here to tell her tale