Need a Responsible Adult for My Colonoscopy — Apparently Reddit Is My Emergency Contact
Okay Richmond,
I have a slightly ridiculous request.
I'm having a colonoscopy at the Richmond VA, and because I'll be sedated, they require me to have a responsible adult sign/check me in and sign me out afterward or they won't do the procedure.
Here's the easy part: you don't have to drive me anywhere or babysit me for the rest of the day. I have another appointment at the VA that afternoon, so I literally just need someone to satisfy their check-in/discharge requirement and walk me out to my car. I'm going to sit in my car and relax until it's time for my next appointment.
I will absolutely pay you for your time.
Happy to talk beforehand, verify who I am, and work out the details so nobody has to wonder whether they're about to become the subject of a Netflix documentary. 😂
If you're interested, please DM me.
Help a veteran get his colonoscopy. It's probably not the community service opportunity you woke up looking for, but here we are.