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This is from Threads,

To our American neighbors screaming at Canada to "just rake your forests" so you don’t have to breathe our smoke: We hear you loud and clear. Because we want to be good neighbors, we’re launching the F.U.C.K. O.F.F. initiative—the Forest Undergrowth Clearing & Kindling Operation for Foreign Friends. Starting tomorrow, we are drafting every able-bodied Canadian between 16 and 65 to tidy up our yard. ​Here is the grueling shift schedule we’ve put everyone on.

Each Ontarian has been assigned 6.7 hectares (40 NHL hockey rinks) of dense, roadless country, requiring a breezy 26 hours of manual labor a week. Outside Ontario, the shift balloons to 18.3 hectares (110 hockey rinks) and a mandatory 70-hour work week. No statutory holidays allowed. ​Since 70% of our boreal forest has no roads, their morning commute begins with a three-day canoe trip up-river and a 15km hike through a mosquito swamp.

Once on-site, they must hand-rake every pine needle, prune 40,000 spruce trees, and negotiate with the local beavers to submit environmental impact reports. ​So please, rest easy! We have 26 million people out there in the sub-arctic wilderness, dodging grizzlies and hand-grooming 300 billion trees just for you. We’ll have the smoke cleared up as soon as everyone finishes their shift. Teamwork makes the dream work! 🌲🪓🧹

I guess this means Mango Mussolini just isn't aware of F.U.C.K. O.F.F. Would one of you Americans mind passing along the message?

Seeing very black smoke and fire trucks just went by. Looks like it’s coming from top of Lonsdale

Dear Detroit, what do you think about Chump not allowing the bridge to open because the owners of the old Canada/US bridge is owned by a family that gave him a million dollars?