u/FastElk5481

I'll start this off by saying that this post is a little tongue in cheek. Emphasis on the ton...no no horrible way to start.

We were stuck in traffic on McGuinness Ave this morning around 9am. Me in the black mazda stuck behind the slowest moving truck known to mankind, you with the cute white sunglasses driving a black VW Beetle with custom CT plates. You were so attractive that I can look way past the potential insurance fraud (I can fix her). You looked visibly annoyed, surely at being stuck in traffic and not at the wildly attractive man trying to make eye contact with you through the rearview mirror. You eventually turned onto the BQE and out of my life. Who knows, maybe the internet will do something good and we can start carpooling.