u/Feisty_Research5078

I just want boat access and don't care if you and your friends are rich douchebags. I will wear a pillowcase like Dobby from the Harry Porter franchise and I will rave about Bernie Sanders while my teeth periodically fall out. You will inconvenience the whole island by going incorrectly through the cut bridge, causing it to get stuck in the upright position over the 4th of July weekend. You will complain about your wives and mistresses and discuss where to bury bodies on an island that is 99% granite. We might even have a bad time but by definition we will still be Winning At Life (TM) because we will be in a boat which, for those unfamiliar, is like a house if you could wave a house in somebody else's face.