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So basically I was playing Bloody Mary alone (I have no friends), when I accidentally said Bloody Manon 3 times and then danced to internet girl. Suddenly, Manon showed up in my mirror and told me why she’s was on hiatus.
Basically, Missy was mad because Manon took her hair tie, and Missy needed to put her hair in a bun. So, she shoved Manon into her magic mirror, where Manon is now trapped. The other girls always can’t answer where Manon is because they don’t know where she is. They are actually very worried, because she is missing. Unfortunately, Sophia also fell into the mirror and is now trapped with her. She shared with me that all 4 of the girls need to go to Missy’s magic mirror (in the closet on the 5th floor of HxG headquarters). If they all say Bloody Manon 3 times (and Bloody Sophia) and do the full internet girl choreography, Manon and Sophia will be freed from the mirror and come back.
Please share this so the Katseye girls know what is happening. I tried to tell my second cousin who walks Yoonchae’s hairstylist’s mom’s dog, but she didn’t believe me.

This is a day 2 starter, I haven’t fed it yet or discarded. It has these orange splotches on the top. I’ve only had 1 started before, and it didn’t do this, so I’m not sure if this looked normal.

This is obviously taking inspiration from Peeta’s theory. In my version it would just be a giant tiered cake with a cornucopia on the top, but it could also be more candy-land like with chocolate rivers and candy cane trees. The biggest change I can think of is the infinite food. That would change lots of things, from the career stockpile to foxface’s stealing. What are your thoughts? Would Katniss and Peeta still win? If not, who would?

Yes, we all know that Megalodon will be replacing Manon as the visual and face of Katseye. But it’s not her fault! It’s clear she’s also being mistreated too, she’s given 0 lines and is constantly getting pushed around by her fellow members. She is also a victim, so she doesn’t deserve the intense hate she’s getting. From fans ignoring her and flat out not mentioning her as a member of the group, it’s gotten too extreme. Us as real OT7 eyekons need to rally behind Megalodon and protect her.

Guys this is real, I heard this from my sister’s boyfriend’s mom’s hairdressers’ niece’s teacher’s dentist, who happens to also be Missy’s dentist.

Haven’t you heard? Missy’s the internet girl, so she’s getting promoted. This is because HxG just LOVES the direction she put the group in. But, that raised the question, who will replace her as the group’s manager? Hybe was searching for a replacement for months, but just couldn’t find someone who would go hard like they’re robbing the Louvre (just like Missy.) But one day, Manon wore her hair in a bun, and an assistant thought she was Missy. She was led to the Katseye control room (which is real I went there). She didn’t know what she was doing, and she thought she would mess it up and make a million mistakes. But, she did it her way, and did amazing! She met with songwriters, and wrote the perfect catchy tagline for internet girl (eat zucchini). She also picked out the cutest Coachella outfits (Weekend 2!!!), and found a new publicist for the group (Harry Daniels). Even if it was a mistake at first, HxG knew she would be the perfect replacement for missy.

She is on hiatus because she is now in training to fully take over for Missy. Missy wanted a last great publicity stunt, so she came up with the drama of the hiatus. Manon is learning and now knows that the hiatus was actually genius, because all press is good press. I hope this calms everyone down!

I’m really sad because I would’ve loved to see this on the stage

Listen, I KNOW he’s not the perfect example of someone ready to handle the kind of party required to go in fully inspired by. But, even if he messed it all up and made a million mistakes, he did it his way. And that’s why he will be PERFECT in the group.