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There is only 11 years between these pictures. This face is the result of Spf 4 sunscreen, terrible food choices (“meaty lobsta rolls”), birthing and being enmeshed with a hellspawn, unrequitedly loving and embarrassing herself over a Pedo Predator, smoking like a chimney, and drinking too many “cockys”. The gin blossom / whiskey nose is coming in nicely Nasty, it goes great with your filled lips.
Nancy looks older than her 80+ year old Mother.
She’s only 63 and looks like a leather hobo sack.

This is why no one looks to you for advice, Alex. And why you’ll never be a “Girl’s Girl”. You could have been someone who was authentic in your parenting experience. Talk about what it’s like to have a child with developmental delays, navigating having Biracial children in this current political climate, ANYTHING real and authentic. But, nope, everything is “wicker baskets and perfect” for you. Lies.

And for the record, this bish isn’t now nor was she ever under 300lbs. She continues to break chairs because she’s been exceeding the weight limits on these beach chairs for YEARS. She refuses to buy the extra wide heavy chairs so people “won’t figure out” that she’s 400lbs. WE HAVE EYES, Alex. You can keep breaking chairs all day long. We know you’re not under 300lbs.

The one on the right gives me nightmares.

I had gestational diabetes when I was pregnant with my kid many years ago. My test meter looked very similar. I tested 4x a day for months of my pregnancy. Thankfully, I controlled my weight only gained what the doctor recommended, watched my carbs, and my baby was full term 39 weeks 6 days and only 7lbs 3oz.

I KNOW she’s faking these tests. And having a Mother with her own poorly controlled diabetes, Alex knows what she’s supposed to do (and what she can do to skew the numbers). Also, not surprisingly, Yarmayn was not around during any of these testing periods, and we all know, Alex lies more when Yarmayn’s not around to correct her.

First of all, kinda surprised that a CGM wasn’t used since she is sort of a complex case with GBS history, weird that she’s using a meter style that I used so long ago, but I will let that slide since some insurance companies only pay for the cheapest devices.

Second, you have to make sure the meter is calibrated before you test otherwise your numbers will fluctuate wildly. You should not just open out of the box and test. Alex did not do this. Kudos to her also not showing us what she ate in the morning. Just “eggies” right, Alex? 🙄

Third and probably most important, Alex also didn’t take a morning fasted reading (which she did admit she didn’t do) but fasted readings are arguably the most important read of the day because: “During pregnancy, hormones from the placenta increase insulin resistance, especially overnight and in the early morning. This can lead to elevated fasting glucose even if blood sugars later in the day are low. Other factors, such as the liver releasing glucose overnight, can also contribute.”

Also, it’s obvious she hasn’t even set the correct time because there is no way that she ate breakfast at 4:30am to get a test at 6:33am and then staying up past 8pm to watch Love Island. Also where is her lunch test? What did she eat for lunch? Numbers must not have been low enough for her to flash to the camera that time🙄. Or is it that this dainty “thize thixteen jeanch” wants us to believe she only eats but a mere 2 meals a day? Spaced more than 12 hours apart. 🙄
Also, I see she’s back to drinking her soda out of the stanley cups so that she doesn’t get called out for constantly not drinking water. No, worries, Alex. The further spaced out bottom teeth tell us about what you’re actually drinking.

Lastly, her dinner time testing ruse, where she was moving the meter around the screen so that you couldn’t read any of the other details and magically her clocks weren’t visible and her watch was off her wrist. She had to verbally announce that it was “8 O’clock”. When it looked to be much later than that since she had all of her lamps on brightly. You’re only fooling yourself, Alex.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Congratulations on endangering yet another baby’s life, Alex. Mother of the year. 🏅

The fact that this woman is passing off having premature babies as some cutesy thing is making my blood boil. Maybe it’s because I would watch my Mother come home after working a shift (she was an OB nurse) sad about babies who unfortunately didn’t make it through birth or that I used to compile statistics for the life flighted babies going into the NICU of the children’s hospital I worked at, this woman’s cavalier attitude and Dooker’s Delight smile are really getting me today. Bish, your baby is not supposed to come at 35 weeks. It meant he was in trouble, dumb dumb. You are lucky that Anderson made it through with minimal issues. Why are you smiling and laughing that your second child also might be premature? Do you realize the outcome could be much worse? Do you realize that depending on how early the baby comes they could be severely and permanently affected? NICU stays that last months, being on life support or worse, your baby could die. So are you really ready? And if you are…Why are you smiling??!!!