u/Few_Historian183

A man with no arms and no legs is lying on a beach.

A beautiful woman walks by. She sees him, takes pity on him and says "You poor thing. Have you ever been held by a woman?"

"No," he says sadly.

She kneels down, and embraces him. Then she gets up and walks on.

Some time later, another even more beautiful woman walks by. She sees him, takes pity on him and says "You poor man. Have you ever been kissed?"

"No," he sighs.

She leans down and kisses him. Then she walks on.

A while after that, a third woman appears. She's even more beautiful than the first two. She sees the limbless man lying there, looks at him and says, "Have you ever been fucked?"

"No, I haven't."

"Well you are now, the tide's coming in!"