[TOMT] [1990’s] Captain Morgan bottle bio
Ok. In the 90s I’m sure there was a Captain Morgan bottle that had a bio on the back. I can’t find it anywhere and I’m starting to think I’m crazy. I can’t have made this up….
“Legend has it Captain Morgan favored a spicy life, and a glass of his spiced rum. Born to wealthy Welch parents, he abandoned the easy life for one he found more fulfilling, that as a buccaneer on the Spanish Main. Today, you too can enjoy…”
And I forget the rest. And the memories of the label are thirty years old. Please help.