


I built an AI that stress-tests your startup idea across 5 planets — free, no signup
Hey Guyz👋
Built Roast Rocket — an AI startup validator that asks the questions investors are too busy to ask and friends are too polite to say out loud.
How it works:
You describe your idea, then the AI runs you through 5 planets / 15 questions:
- 🌍 Earth — Founder Fit — Why you? What's your unfair edge?
- 🪐 Proxima b — Market Reality — Who hurts badly enough to pay?
- ⭐ Betelgeuse — Timing — Why now? What changed?
- 🪐 Kepler-442b — Business Model — Does the math actually work?
- 🌑 Cygnus X-1 — Moat — What stops clones from eating you alive?
Each planet scores you 1–5. Crash, close call, or clean pass. Survive all 5 and you get a full PDF report with your verdict: KILL / PIVOT / PROCEED.
Current stats from real sessions:
- 127 sessions ran
- Avg. score: 2.5 / 5
- Most ideas crash at Planet 2 (Market Reality — shocker)
Completely free. No signup, no card. Rate-limited per IP to keep costs sane.
Brutal feedback welcome.