u/FindWeedNY

Price/Amount: $45/3.5g

Look/Feel: Medium light green nugs with uniform size and shape, look like they got beat up in the autotrimmer, but at least the flower is not dry.

Nose: Diesel forward, undertones of cream, not really cheese and definitely not skunk

Method: Tempest v2 with a j-hook and a venty at 195F

Taste: Diesel forward, light spice with cream

Effect: Hybrid leaning Sativa. Clarity, focus, relaxation.

Conclusion: Impulse buy for a brand the bud tender told me was a micro (he was wrong), they operate under Grassroots Cannabis who is under Curaleaf.

This is medical flower I bought at a recreational dispensary. You wouldn't know that until you peeled back the label to expose the license number and QR code, though.

It's an okay diesel, nothing stand-out and the flavors don't really express as labeled.

I don't think it's worth the price, I can find better quality flower from microbusinesses that's treated with care.

7/10

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: N/A

COA: https://1A4.COM/13U2YPUQ3SDS5M0PSQNEV7

Lab: Kaycha Labs (OCM-CPL-00006)

Cannabinoids: THCa: 31.38%, Δ9-THC: 1.11%, Δ8-THC: 0.83%

Terpenes: Myrcene: 0.32%, Humulene: 0.26%, Linalool: 0.19%, Bisabolol: 0.05%, Beta-Pinene: 0.05%, Terpineol: 0.03%, Fenchol: 0.03%, Alpha-Pinene: 0.03%, Caryophyllene: 0.01%, Camphene: 0.01%, Valencene: 0.01%

Total Terps: 0.99%

Terpene count: 11

About Brand: Dark Heart is an ultra-premium cannabis flower brand founded in 2007, originally rooted in California's underground cultivation scene before emerging as a legitimate genetics powerhouse behind many of the industry's most iconic strains. Now part of the Grassroots portfolio under Curaleaf, Dark Heart focuses on small-batch, genetics-led flower with collections like Through the Woods (Grandma's House, Blackened Blue, Sugar Kushions). The brand's identity centers on elite breeding pedigree, California heritage, and a deliberately mysterious aesthetic captured by its tagline, Outlaw to Legend.

https://darkheartflower.com/

OCM License: MM1001M / OCM-XROD-23-000001

Batch: P-DHWF352026-636A

Price/Amount: $80/2g

Look/Feel: Looking like a Boutiq

Nose: Peanut Butter and earth

Method: Used the vape

Taste: Better than I expected, the terps are decent quality, this one was very peanut butter forward, slight grape from the one side.

Effect: High-THC diamond vape, so yeah, it hits hard but not a full-spectrum high

Conclusion: This isn't something I would typically buy, however, the choices were limited and the novelty of it got me.

I didn't expect much, considering the prevalent history with devices like this in the black and grey markets, but well I would actually buy one of these again if I was in the market for a diamond/distillate vape.

It reminded me a lot of the mfused AIOs. The terps were not offensive or plasticy, which I was expecting. My major complaints come down to the flavor I chose. Both strains where peanut-butter forward, where I expected it to be more like PB&J when mixed. The 2 sides of this device have the same terpenes in different values, disappointing.

Very competitive price point, taste was above average for the tier. Docking 0.5 for 100 YM.

8.5/10 for a liquid diamond vape

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link:

Side 1

COA: https://smoothiebarinfusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/20251111-FLXE-004-Zacks-Pie.pdf?x92260

Lab: Green Analytics (OCM-CPL-00013)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 76.91%

Terpenes: Caryophyllene: 2.16%, Humulene: 0.75%, Limonene: 0.33%, Bisabolol: 0.27%, Myrcene: 0.21%

Total Terps: 3.72%

Terpene count: 5

Side 2

COA: https://smoothiebarinfusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/20251111-FLXE-003-Peanut-Butter-Breath.pdf

Lab: Green Analytics (OCM-CPL-00013)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 77.51%

Terpenes: Caryophyllene: 2.23%, Humulene: 0.79%, Limonene: 0.35%, Bisabolol: 0.28%, Myrcene: 0.22%

Total Terps: 3.87%

Terpene count: 5

About Brand: Smoothie Bar Infusions is a multi-state cannabis extract brand licensed in New York through FLX Extracts LLC. Based in Ontario County in the Finger Lakes region, they specialize in premium vape products and concentrates including their flagship Blend series, Rosin Pop, and Blizzard lines.

https://smoothiebarinfusions.com/

OCM License: OCM-PROC-24-000219

Batch: WAF-SBV-ZP-251106

Price/Amount: $45/3.5g

Look/Feel: Beautiful light green nugs, heavily frosted with some purples and orange hairs poking through

Nose: Citrus and spice with a little berry

Method: Tempest v2 + j-hook, using wand at 600F until timeout

Taste: Creamy citrus with spice with a little funk and berry in the middle, hints of pine try to peak through, creamy sweet spice rests on the tongue

Effect: Hybrid, body relaxation without stoniness. Clarity and focus, mild energy, zero anxiety.

Conclusion: Beautiful flower, no doubt. Resinous trichromes and a bit of moisture. It was a bit muted when I first opened the jar, but has gotten better since.

Terps could be higher, but it was not dry, beautiful flower, and the taste was nice. Effect is pretty universal.

9/10

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: N/A

COA: https://app.alleaves.com/api/inventory/batch/buddega/coa/25891.pdf

Lab: ACT Labs (OCM-CPL-00001)

Cannabinoids: THCa: 31.20%, Δ9-THC: 0.31%

Terpenes: Limonene: 0.89%, Caryophyllene: 0.23%, Alpha-Pinene: 0.18%, Beta-Pinene: 0.16%, Humulene: 0.10%

Total Terps: 1.57%

Terpene count: 5

About Brand: "Alpine Agronomy is a New York-based microgrower and craft cannabis brand focused on producing premium, indoor-grown flower. They are recognized for high-potency, terpene-rich, and hand-trimmed products. Based in Saranac Lake, NY."

OCM License: OCM-MICR-25-000272

Batch: 1A41203000023FF000000057

Price/Amount: $50/0.5g

Look/Feel: This is in o2 vape hardware, glass on glass, great for rosin. This version is a little wider than I've had in the past. The oil is yellow, slightly orange

Nose: Sour funk

Method: vape the vape

Taste: Sweet and sour funky over kushy diesel

Effect: Clear, focused, mild energy

Conclusion: This is a delicious strain, effect is slightly above medium, good all day.

I wish I had more. I love o2 hardware, this is my first time trying Umamii, and I'm very pleased.

Price could be better, but it's competitive with the current market.

9/10

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: N/A

COA: https://app.alleaves.com/api/inventory/batch/buddega/coa/24238.pdf

Lab: CT Labs (OCM-CPL-00009)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 48.60%, CBG: 1.03%, CBC: 0.90%

Terpenes: Caryophyllene: 4.13%, Limonene: 1.52%, Humulene: 1.08%, Bisabolol: 1.06%, Linalool: 0.43%, Myrcene: 0.19%, Alpha-Pinene: 0.17%, Beta-Pinene: 0.17%, Farnesene: 0.13%, Fenchol: 0.09%, Terpineol: 0.08%, Caryophyllene Oxide: 0.06%, Camphene: 0.04%

Total Terps: 9.16%

Terpene count: 13

About Brand: "Each decision we make at Umamii, from soil to shelf, is designed to earn and keep your trust with small-batch cannabis you can believe in. Our team thoughtfully curates and controls every step of the process, so you can trust that you’ll not only get a consistently high-quality experience, but one that respects and protects the people and place that create it." https://www.enjoyumamii.com

OCM License: OCM-PROC-24-000086

Batch: 250930F1UP10A048

Price/Amount: $60/1g

Look/Feel: Orange tinted vaseline-like consistency

Nose: Oranges with kush/diesel

Method: Crossing Core 2.1 on white

Taste: Orange and diesel

Effect: More indica leaning the smell would suggest

Conclusion: I think this is really taste, it's a nice effect, the rosin burned clean in the crucible.

Would ike a similar terpene profile but with sativa leaning effects. While decent, far from the best rosin we've been seeing on the market recently.

I think the terps are loud and the effects are good, but there are a lot of competitive small-batch offerings at a higher quality if you're lucky.

The price of the olio is higher than some micros right now, the color and texture are less appealing some some of these amazing micros we're starting to see. The flavor on this was great, imho, effect was good for night.

Olio does honestly have some of the coolest art on their packaging.

8/10

Strain Details: N/A

COA: https://ga-ny.qbench.net/pr/571f6a0dc3ea285

Lab: Green Analytics (OCM-CPL-00013)

Cannabinoids: THCa: 75.36%, Δ9-THC: 2.50%

Terpenes: Limonene: 1.39%, Caryophyllene: 1.02%, Humulene: 0.55%, Bisabolol: 0.23%, Myrcene: 0.19%, Beta-Pinene: 0.17%

Total Terps: 3.38%

Terpene count: 6

About Brand: "Olio is an innovator in the hash world with roots that go back to the Colorado medical market in 2012, with our Colorado lab coming to fruition in 2015. We were among the first to offer a 100% live rosin 510 threaded cartridge on the regulated market. We also were one of the first to produce a heat-cured rosin product and coined the name “jam”."

OCM License: OCM-PROC-24-000083

Price/Amount: $65/g

Look/Feel: Very light colored whipped rosin

Nose: Grape forward with cherry wood and dough undertones

Method: Core 2.1 white

Taste: Grape-foward, with earthiness coming through to rest on the tongue with some light sweetness

Effect: More of an end-of-day strain to me, it's relaxing and a little sleepy in larger amounts

Conclusion: Some of the best quality rosin we're seeing in New York right now.

Nice loud terps, grapey with some earth, good relaxing effects, and burns clean.

Hoping to try another strain soon.

9/10

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: N/A

COA: https://ny.yourcoa.com/coa/coa-download/AL51003011-001?mrk=1&is_view=1

Lab: Kaycha Labs (OCM-CPL-2022-00006)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 87.2415%, CBG: 2.0762%, CBC: 0.3954%, CBD: 0.3446%, Δ8-THC: 0.2384%, CBN: 1.2655%

Terpenes: Linalool: 0.5300%, α-Humulene: 0.4700%, Guaiol: 0.2600%, β-Pinene: 0.2200%, α-Bisabolol: 0.1600%, α-Terpineol: 0.1400%, α-Pinene: 0.1200%, Fenchol: 0.1100%, Camphene: 0.0300%, Caryophyllene Oxide: 0.0200%, Terpinolene: 0.0200%, Valencene: 0.0100%

Total Terps: 6.9%

Terpene count: 12

About Brand: Circle Hill Farm is a New York cannabis microbusiness specializing in premium solventless hash and rosin products. I don't know much else about them, unfortunately.

OCM License: OCM-MICR-24-000107

Batch: 5311 4885 9211 8706