The little not-Burberry dachshund fresh out of the shelter, wanting to play with the monkey toy to comfort himself and that stupid Lindsey , the only woman who can make a British accent unattractive, grabs the toy away away from the pup and yells at him - ?!- I HATE THIS WOMAN!!!!!!
I have to leave the house and 70 pounds of quivering dog to drive up to Carmel and I swear a cow just flew past my window , followed by Miss Gulch on her bicycle.(Old >!Wizard of Oz )!<
A large tree branch just crashed into our porch. The trees are blowing horizontally. I really really need to go but I can’t leave my baby here and I can’t be squished by a tree falling on my c-r!
Why is today, of all days, the day these damn weather forecasters were right.
Typing with a green monkey flying around the room from Steinmeier between Alllisonville and Binford.
…and ,of course, she’s so thrilled that she’s showing it to her dog, Shifu. (I swear, we didn’t name him. He was part of the Kung Fu Litter. It was just an amazing coincidence.)