Frank Sinatra was the first man on the moon
This is a theory I have come up with at 2:20 in the morning, I am not suicidal and I am not going on a any airplane trips soon, with that said let us begin: Frank Sinatra’s songs contain a suspiciously large amount of references to flying, birds, and the moon, and while most people just view it as a metaphor for freedom, I see past that, I know what it really means, Frank Sinatra had a massive bird in his basement, who could achieve interplanetary travel, handle flight with at least 60 kilos on its back, and handle at least 500 kilos of force to its back. In 1941 Frank sung about ‘Bluebirds’ in the song ‘Blue skies’ this is the first hint of his bird, and also shows when he adopted this bird, can you guess when Frank became noticeably skinnier, it was in the 40s, exactly when he would’ve had to feed his bird extraordinary amounts, he couldn’t just start buying way more food, that would be suspicious, so he gave the bird his own portions. The next reference I’ve found as of 2:25AM August 18th is in the song ‘Fly me to the moon.’ Which was written in the 50s, long before man stepped foot on the moon, or so we think, because Frank was actually the first person to step foot on the moon, on his big blue bird, this would mean the bird would have to not rely on oxygen, not be affected by temperature change, or gravitational change, it would have to be able to fly in the vacuum of space, and much more. The next reference I’ve found is in the song ‘That’s life’ where he talks about jumping on a big bird and flying, now in that era ‘big bird’ was slang for a large jet, but why would he say ‘Jump on right on a big bird’ you wouldn’t jump on a plane, you would board a plane, what you would jump on though, is a big bird. Now I believe Frank Sinatra has a massive bird in his basement, and used that bird to become the first man to step on the moon, disguising his stories in songs.