They're devouring all my beautiful native plants. I've tried squishing, but there are just so many of them. Their guts get all over my fingers and then my face gets itchy and I have to scratch my face and suddenly it's all over my face and I'm tasting this foul worm mess. It's gross. I'm at my wit's end. Should I burn my house down? Should I burn my neighbor's house down? Any help in this matter is appreciated.
Another dad complimented me on my Kill Your Lawn tie-dye from Tony while I was taking my kid to school today. I was so tickled. Pardon my filthy vegetable garden in the background.
Brought my wife and daughter out to the Baker Wetlands to enjoy the beautiful summer evening and as we were leaving, we saw some dude with his wife and two boys walking in with fishing poles. Sure enough, these jackasses go and start casting off into the pond there next to the viewing shack. There are plenty of other places around town to fish. Why would you take your kids fishing at a protected wetland preserve? I plan to go back soon and let the front desk know they should probably put up a few more "no fishing," signs but something tells me this dude isn't the type to read.
What even are they? Some kind of ugly moth larvae?They've almost completely defoliated this lone baptisia a previous owner planted and now I'm finding them wandering onto other plants that I put in, probably to PUPATE shudders, the filthy things. Why would they do this to my beautiful nativar? Are they stupid? Anyone got any wasps they could loan me? Maybe some Chinese mantises and DDT?
One day, just a fat lil hornworm munching on some vile invasive heirloom tomato plants. The next, this! I am sickened. I am devastated. How will I go on? How will my native night-blooming flowers get pollinated? HOW WILL I TELL MY CHILDREN?
Rolling around in my flower like it's some kind of obscene free-for-all. Save some for the honey bees, you jerk!
After two years and more dead seedlings than I would like to admit, behold: a single royal catchfly bloom! I'm doing my part, damnit...
This mullein stuff is fucking amazing.
P.s. Y'all got any of that narcan?
I'm trying to identify these two plants, location is in Kansas, zone 6b. Any help is appreciated. .
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