It’s too fucking early…

I’m sleeping the fuck in (relative to when I got up most of last fucking week).

If this looks like your car parked on Grand Ave. S, you’re in my reserved and paid for parking spot.

Just so you know, you illiterate tosser.

Edit: I see you moved your car….to someone else’s reserved and paid for parking spot, you pendulous camel’s scrotum.

There’s signs everywhere telling you.