the shit that happens outside of the tournament for some reason:

the shit that happens outside of the tournament for some reason:

no life i know you're unlucky, but your luck never fails to astound me by how god awful it is

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 10 days ago

Since we're all here in the spirit of togetherness...let's raise some hell.

realistically, this wouldn't last 2 minutes.

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 11 days ago

Since reddit sucks ass I'll post it for him, here are the profiles for the currently relevant Ichigata variants!

”To the higher-ups,

My field research on my counterparts from the other cosmologies is going smoothly. here are my findings so far, i’ll send mlre over to you once i’ve completed them.

Regards, Niigo Mei.” (Reversal Realm)

(obv not written by me)

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 1 month ago

A cure, and a mission.

So I have a plan. And a hurdle to get over.

My Striklings might be a little less intelligent than me.

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 1 month ago

The End Of An Era

Hey guys, I'm back. Earlier than I said, earlier than I planned, I know and I'm sorry, things didn't really pan out. Copy and pasting what I sent in the discord.

So uhhh, good news. I'm here now. Guess I'm not really good at the whole taking a break thing, but I think 12 days is enough time to get some things in order. Just quick update, I'm fine, I'm good. Better than the fucking torture town 3 weeks of hell that was before this. Ultimately, I did miss seeing you guys, and it was really sweet to hear how much you guys missed me, I didn't think I was THAT special.

Bad news, therapy is currently not an option for the foreseeable future, which really hit me like a truck. Especially in my family where therapy is either not exactly in the cards, not really seen as something worth it, or just unavailable for one reason or another, and that kinda crushed everything for me. Especially since more recently, I've been receiving constant headaches and my body won't stop shivering, and it takes 2 seconds before I get overly stressed out. But hey, a little while to myself did help a lot more than I thought it would. I'm not gonna sit around doing nothing while waiting for therapy, that's just something I'll cross when I get there. This wasn't exactly the plan, but not a lot of the things I do go as plan, so ehhh. Plus, TW ~~Suicide~~ >!The thoughts of me wanting to end my life have lessened to a point, so I consider that a win. At least I'm not attempting to anymore.!< I found that it was just kinda more difficult to keep my mind off things when I was kept to myself. Trust me, even if it wasn't as long as I wanted or expected, it did wonders to help me gather some thoughts.

Either way, hey everyone! I'm like alive and stuff, and I am okay, you don't have to worry. I missed you guys, and if there's anything you can get out of this, make sure you love yourself a whole lot and keep up your self worth. You're always more important to people and yourself than you think. ❤️

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 1 month ago

So Long, Prime Users.

This is gonna be tough to write, but I'll do my best. Good news is, I'm not sick anymore, I'm feeling better physically. Bad news is, I honestly couldn't be much lower mentally and emotionally. This week has just been one of the worst weeks I've ever experienced in my entire life. Being sick on top of that was honestly just a small factor. I'm not gonna get much into it, only one person here really knows what's been going on, but the simplest is my mother has been pushing me to the brink, and I really want to get her professional mental help, but she's been breaking down my own health more and more each day, on top of several other things that just had the worst possible timing to happen. My privacy has been invaded, my safe spaces have been invaded, and her behavior has actually turned into, maybe unintentionally, emotional abuse. So, because of that, I'm leaving. Whether it's forever or just for a while is still up in the air for me but I'm not gonna be around. I'll be a little honest and admit some things here got to me a little bit, some things hit a little too close to home, closer than I thought, but it really has almost nothing with me actually leaving, since like this community has still been nothing but just wonderful to be a part of and to build. So, don't worry if you might think anything that happened here had something to do with it, it didn't, you are all incredible people to talk with and be around in this little shitpost turned masterpiece of a sub.

Kind of bad timing with Death Battle World starting literally today/last night, but hey, bad timing has kinda been my thing this week. It's just been consecutively each day, Monday through Friday, and I know I'm not gonna be well until I start helping myself get at some peace first. Plus, any time I've ever really tried to vent a bit anywhere else (not here), it's been kinda overshadow or overlooked and that is the last thing I need because, low and behold, minimization of my health is also something that's been going on. Really, I don't know how this all just slid into one massive awful experience. So this is goodbye, but maybe not forever. It's just that I can't come up with any good ideas at the moment. I just want you to know that each and every one of you are fantastic people, each with your own creativity and kindness that have made it such a joy for me to stick around and see what you guys could come up with next. I just hope I could do the same for you guys.

You guys enjoy DBWorld, Gigabitch put in so much effort into it and for that, and lowkey everything else she's done on here, I thank her. And really I think you all should too. Just treat each other right while I'm gone, and everything's gonna turn out all right. Sorry I couldn't be here for this, but I know whenever I get the chance to read all of it, I'm gonna love it.

Thank you, everyone. So much. You really don't know how much being here helped and meant to me. I really hope I see you guys again, and I can't wait to when I do. I love you, twins. ❤️

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 2 months ago

Dante vs Bayonetta if Death Battle weren't cowards

Dante and Bayo would lowkey rock both the suit and the dress, doesn't matter which ones wearing it

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 2 months ago

This Brown Ninja Agenda is special today. Dareth continues to be our hero.

Yes, this implies that Dareth > Death Battle itself, combatants and Liam Swan, I don't make the rules. Am I coping about a lot of my friends here leaving? Yeah, probably.

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 2 months ago

I love Ninjago and all but please let Monkie Kid live

Kai killing Tahu gonna be the last nail in the coffin 😭

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 2 months ago

Kai vs Toa Tahu except it's peak

u/FickleThanks6901 the dumb has been made. Also obligatory Dareth Agenda

fuck I ate the pixels on the last one I'm gonna jump off a bridge

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 2 months ago

For the record, I do not think Kai is outer in the slightest, it's just for the bit. But god is it funny

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 3 months ago

The TRUE and FACTUAL take on Kai vs Toa Tahu

Was there ever any doubt? THE DARETH/BROWN NINJA AGENDA WILL LAST TILL MY DYING BREATH

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 3 months ago

Okay so I watched Ninjago Monstrosity and I think I can say Kai is taking the aura category my god

The art style goes hard as hell, and even though I lowkey have no clue how we got here, I enjoyed it. It feels kinda like The TMNT's Last Ronin in a way.

yes kai we see the fit 😭

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 3 months ago

I WILL HOLD THE BROWN NINJA AGENDA WITH MY LIFE

TOA TAHU BETTER RUN BRO, NOT EVEN THE GOLDEN NINJA CAN STAND UP TO THE GOAT

(ok but like Flower Man fits with this way more than I thought)

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 3 months ago

Trust me, my cousin once signed Liam Swan's sock, I know the script of the episode.

I don't think Toa Tahu is handling ANY of that ngl

u/Fit_Strike_2412 — 3 months ago